I write English, but I think I speak the President's English, Oklahoma being smack dab up next to Texas. I can speak the Queen's English with practice, and sometimes do it for fun. I speak enough jive to get an angry black student back in a good mood, (or probably they are just laughing at my poor efforts, but they are laughing). I am semi fluent in Spanish (American not Cast.), some German, some Italian, some Latin. None of these are fit for inspection.