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#1 Old 07-31-2004, 10:34 PM
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That nutcase, better known as my bf's ex, stole my spatula. I have no idea why or how (I assume she took it out of my bf's dishwasher upstairs) and wrote her name on it so that it identifies it as "hers".



What kind of sick b!tch steals a spatula???



And it was a nice one. It was one of those very large plastic ones that could flip a large pancake easily. Bah.



I was thinking about making crop circles in her garden. time to get out the clippers.



ETA: My bf has banned me from using the clippers.
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#2 Old 07-31-2004, 10:49 PM
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Spatula theif!!



Go steal her muffin trays and see how she likes it!
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what a nutter. I don't understand, spatulas are like 1.50 at Crate and barrel, she can't just go buy one?



btw, a large wooden board with a rope attached to one side is also quite good for crop circles
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#4 Old 07-31-2004, 10:58 PM
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misq, that is so funny b/c she accused me of stealing her 6-slot muffin tray



Thanks for the tip, brownie She insists on leaving her things in our backyard all the time. I think I will start collecting said things
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The spaluta has been liberated.
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#6 Old 08-02-2004, 06:17 PM
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misq, that is so funny b/c she accused me of stealing her 6-slot muffin tray



Thanks for the tip, brownie She insists on leaving her things in our backyard all the time. I think I will start collecting said things

why would you steal a muffin tray? you are sad.
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Krista, did you set it free?
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#8 Old 08-02-2004, 06:23 PM
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No, I decided to remove the markings with nail polish remover and returned it safely to my kitchen



And I didn't steal the muffin tray!!!
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No, I decided to remove the markings with nail polish remover and returned it safely to my kitchen



And I didn't steal the muffin tray!!!

so you say!!!
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That's not my style. Taking her sheets off the clothesline and letting them fall into dog crap is more me
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#11 Old 08-02-2004, 06:28 PM
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Operation Greenhouse has begun.



Hell hath no fury like Krista pissed off.
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Make that 2 for Krista...
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The spatula was the last straw. That *(&*(& is going down.



And by down I mean back to the US to leave us alone.



Oh let the games begin. No more nice Krista. Fun time is over
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That's not my style. Taking her sheets off the clothesline and letting them fall into dog crap is more me

wheehoo!!! much better anyway!!
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#15 Old 08-02-2004, 07:18 PM
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You haven't seen anything yet.



Seriously, I've had enough. The sick fiend will not leave us be. She won't even move off the friggin street away from us. I see her more then I see my bf. I'm sick of her insanity. My bf just got home from work and she just walked into the living room and sat down, starting watching TV with us. Of course, we can't say anything b/c the kids are all "mommy, mommy" which is why she does it.



So no more. It's her or me. And I ain't the one with the mental illness, so I vote her. Bye bye.
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you should buy her a spatula and put a ribbon around it and leave it outside her door with a little tag that reads "Love Krista" .. y'know, just to piss her off. If she says anything just make a comment like "If I knew you couldn't afford your own spatula I would have gotten you one much sooner!!"



This just makes me think of the Weird Al Yankovic movie UHF with the commercial for Spatula City when the whole family piles into the station wagon to go choose spatulas.

http://megatarian.blogspot.com
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So what's the evil plan? And more importantly, how can I help????
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First, it's Operation Greenhouse. Moving the blasted thing she put in front of my ONLY windown down here. I told my bf to let it be, as I didn't want a fight.



But you know what? She can stuff that greenhouse up her nostril. It's coming down.



Then...I think her composter will find itself moved in the middle of the night.....
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Send her to me in a large box. You know my address. I'll make sure she doesn't bother you ever again... *flower thinking about the large empty attic with no windows upstairs* mua ha ha haaaaa...
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I will not rest until I post the thread "DING DONG THE WITCH IS GONE"



<---------straw has been broken, no turning back now
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#22 Old 08-02-2004, 08:15 PM
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misq, that is so funny b/c she accused me of stealing her 6-slot muffin tray



Do you really think that kind of language is appropriate?







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#23 Old 08-02-2004, 08:19 PM
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Everyone practice it with me



DING DONG THE WITCH IS GONE
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#24 Old 08-02-2004, 08:26 PM
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She's gone where the goblins go.... below, below, below... Hi Ho! Let's all get up and sing!



You could do little things to make her think she's going crazy.
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#25 Old 08-02-2004, 08:27 PM
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<---has already begun
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#26 Old 08-02-2004, 08:34 PM
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pull an Amelie-esque thing on her.



change her doorknobs around, stick pins in her lamp wires so the bulbs blow, put cream in her liquor, etc etc. switch her toothpaste with foot paste, etc...



watch amelie and steal all her ideas.
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#27 Old 08-02-2004, 08:36 PM
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Hmmm, that would require me to break the law and I don't want to do that....however tempting it may be. Very tempting.



She walked up to the door and I started shouting "oh yes, yes, do me harder". She walked away.



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#28 Old 08-02-2004, 08:37 PM
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^^^is scaring me
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#29 Old 08-02-2004, 08:38 PM
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Oh, this is just Day 1.
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hahaha that works too.
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