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#1 Old 07-27-2004, 02:12 PM
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Check out your stocks in the Wall Street Journal?

Mentally explore the parameters of the Quantum Theory?

Clip your toe nails?

Think about your life and the meaning of it?



What do you do while on the throne?



Personally , I like to just sit with my chin resting comfortably on my palm and think about life. I imagine myself in 50 years and wonder where I'll be , and if I'll have grandchildren.



I get pretty deep sometimes.



(This is the type of thread a bored person makes )
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usually it doesn't take long enough to do anything.



edit: i just thought i'd throw that in because nobody had used it in this thread yet.
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#3 Old 07-27-2004, 02:26 PM
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Same here....
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*nods* Me too...
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Me too, but if it does, like you Rhythm I would think about Life and people in my life. I tend to talk to myself when I'm in the bathroom in general, as if I am my own counsellor.
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we actually had a thread about this a while back lol



i'm not on there long enough usually either but when i am i sometimes do my makeup lol

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Hope it disappears right here with the rain
But I know life is pain, not like a fairytale
Meaningless to pray, so just goin' on my way
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Usually nothing, sometime gameboy advance
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Sometimes I pet the cat while pooping. Or tell her to leave me alone... "Can't you see I'm on the litter box?"
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My W/C's called the 'Thinking Room', so that is what I do besides *you know*.
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Doesn't usually take me that long either. But if it does, I try and remember what I ate to make it take so long
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I simply become absorbed in the pooping-action. i.e. i do nothing.
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erh, im with skunk. It doesnt take me long at all really (i think i have issues in there) but sometimes i see something that peaks my interest. Like patterns on the wall and i start looking at the shapes and such and...yeah. im done.

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I don't take long, either. I just sit down, go, and that's it.
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I don't take long at all if I wait and go when I really have to, but I like to try and get it out of my system before I go to work (I don't like going in public-y washrooms), so it sometimes takes a little longer. I usually do nothing, but sometimes I clip my fingernails.
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i usually just stare at the wall or floor and try to find some kewl patterns or so calllled mathematical crap...then remember that i cant do math..

usually by that time im finished...
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Seeing this thread just made me laugh, I'm not quite sure why
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Eh, I've got IBS and it kind of varies how long I'm on 'the throne'. If I know I'll be in there a while, I've probably read the back of my shampoo, conditioner, and body lotion bottles, trying to find non-vegan ingredients or something
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Oh, how sad. My son is thinking of potty training, so he's always following me in the bathroom. I'm usually yelling at him to stop eating the shampoo or something like that.
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I swear there was a poll on this before...





However, as Schmeeb can tell you, I don't poop, so I don't have to worry about it! :P



haha, j/k of course.
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math. seriously. I do stuff like try to calculate how many months old I am and stuff. or I clip my nails. If I'm in a super-hurry, I brush my hair.
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I swear there was a poll on this before...





However, as Schmeeb can tell you, I don't poop, so I don't have to worry about it! :P



haha, j/k of course.



That's funny...I never really figured you to be anal retentive.
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That's funny...I never really figured you to be anal retentive.



That was bad
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this is too amusing i had to post despite not having much to contribute



usually not in there long (although recently in there often, )



when length is an issue, i will sometimes flip through whatever reading material is hanging around the bathroom, or I will perform dual duty and do some other hygene ritual like brush my hair or teeth.
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in and out, quick and easy...



we do have lots of environmental brochures and posters all over the walls in our bathroom, so I can read that if I'm taking my time...



we keep magazines in there too, but I don't want to spend that much time in there...

Nec Aspera Terrent
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Yeah, Mikie posted about this before, but he used some funny PC-term for pooping. He's great.



I read some garbage from the garbage magazines I get for free (Maxim, Stuff, FHM) and sometimes the non-garbage mags (Esquire & Men's Journal). Or I text people.
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#26 Old 07-27-2004, 09:34 PM
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i'm pretty boring (and it doesn't take me that long), so i do nothing else .... if i'm sleepy i rest my head on the laundry basket, but the problem with that is that i fall asleep.... lol did that two nights ago, my mom woke me up by saying " did you fall asleep in there " it was 2 am.



" almost did mom "
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To all of you, I say : WTMI!
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Wtmi???
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ohhhhh poop. hehe.
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^^^^ So cool!
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