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#1 Old 03-09-2012, 02:17 PM
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M-Mitt! Rick stuttered, This is wrong and we both have wives. A soft blush spread across Ricks face. Mitts hand gently caressed Ricks cheek. They stared deeply into each others eyes.
Rick, no one will know of our secret love. Mitt and Rick shyly looked away from each other. Tears welled up in both of their eyes. Their hearts raced. Mitt wrapped his arms around Rick to pull him close. Ricks arms were caught between their bodies in an attempt to tell Mitt that he wasnt ready for his passionate embrace. Skillfully, Mitt directed Ricks arms to his side. Trust me. Mitt said, bottom lip slightly quivering with the wild thoughts of what he was about to do next. His eyes searched the depths of Ricks for an answer.
For so many years I have repressed all these desires, attempted to erase that sin against God and here I am with you, doing what I promised God I would not. I am doing something that I swore that I would never go back to.
Go back to? Mitt asked, puzzled by Ricks confession. He could tell that he was very hurt by his past. They both were in a way.
W-when I was very young my father caught me with the neighbor boy we were just touching each others and- Well he unleashed his fury on me that day and I swore- I thought I I could run from the feelings, the dark sin that lurked with in me. I thanked God every day and prayed he would help me through this
Oh Rick! Mitt hugged Rick tightly and Rick hugged back, relishing in the scent of the other males rich cologne. He pulled away from him a bit to look at him. Rick, we all have fathers who prevent us from doing things we need to do. Mitt gave a sideward smile before continueing. But Rick? You know what? You are just the right height.
With that, Mitt leaned in, Rick took a step back only to realize that his back was now against the wall of Mitts hotel suite. Mitts lips touched Ricks softly at first but soon their tongues joined in a dance that seemed to engage their entire bodies. Everything just felt right.

This isn't mine, found it on http://lgbtlaughs.tumblr.com/

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#2 Old 03-09-2012, 02:29 PM
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Thank you for that. Really. I always wanted to poke out my mind's eye anyway.

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Did the bedroom smell like Santorum when they finished?

Tam! RUGH!
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Lol i like that site, i just saw santorums face made out of gay porn, and gay porn made out of santorums face.
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Haha! I love it. Thanks for posting.
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Originally Posted by Josh James xVx View Post

Did the bedroom smell like Santorum when they finished?


"you know, nowhere in the bible does it say that jesus was not a raptor"


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#9 Old 03-10-2012, 04:51 AM
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I agree with the cat.

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