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Not enough. I expect midgets. And a goat.
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Not enough. I expect midgets. And a goat.

Oh, the things I could post were it not for these pesky community guidelines...

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You have to have some heavy ammo to shock me.

My dinner conversation was about polys tonight. My objection was "it seems like so much work".

/really, if I was polyamorous, I'd so be "cheating" by claiming it was a late night at the office while really I was renting a hotel room just to get a night alone.
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You have to have some heavy ammo to shock me.

My dinner conversation was about polys tonight. My objection was "it seems like so much work".

/really, if I was polyamorous, I'd so be "cheating" by claiming it was a late night at the office while really I was renting a hotel room just to get a night alone.

That's child's play.

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It appears we have some peepers. Not judging, of course.

Make that 908/64...Peepers can be pervy so peepers are appropriate for this thread.
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You have to have some heavy ammo to shock me.

Same here.
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I'm printing up some bumperstickers that say "hug a perv today"

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I'm printing up some bumperstickers that say "hug a perv today"

That's perverted! The only bumpersticker I have says, "Post No Bills." Bumpers are people too, and should be treated with respect!

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That's perverted! The only bumpersticker I have says, "Post No Bills." Bumpers are people too, and should be treated with respect!

Respect, and love.

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I only drive with my bumpers in the back seat. Why take chances?

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I only drive with my bumpers in the back seat. Why take chances?

this isn't very pervy, but i really truly hope that you put them in car seats. and rear facing ones.

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It may be pervy, but I let them hang out the window.

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It may be pervy, but I let them hang out the window.

Them, and not it? Letting it hang out is very freeing.

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Yes, hanging my bumper out the window IS liberating!

BTW, the moon is waning....

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It appears we have some peepers. Not judging, of course.

Some folks like to look, they're just afraid to touch... I say there's nothing wrong with getting a little rough and dirty now and then.
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We got Ginger guys. Oh yea!
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Post your deviantart account to win.

HaaHaaa! A dead give away is it is my user name with the number of the beast behind it.

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OK more pictures in the UPT for my admirers. (HaaaHaaa I am being silly, I have none!)

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OK more pictures in the UPT for my admirers. (HaaaHaaa I am being silly, I have none!)

None? impossible.

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The problem with threads like this is that either people here are pretty vanilla, or insofar as people are pervs, they'd much prefer to reveal that to a community of like-minded pervs than post about it on a forum where sexuality isn't the focus. (e.g., someone into bondage will just post about it on a bondage forum, not here). I've seen the same thing happen on other forums. My guess is that the latter is the bigger factor (the "I'm a perv, but won't talk about it on VB" factor), but it could be the former (the "I'm actually pretty vanilla") one.

... okay. I'm kind of into female orgasm denial. tantalism dot org is my favorite site regarding that fetish. (Content is not super explicit, but is probably not minor-safe enough for a direct link.) I started writing a story for that site, but never finished it.

This would be especially awesome if I were a totally new account with one post, and it was this, but I guess I'll just have to settle with this being my first post in, like, two months or something.
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My tabs on opera are pretty pervy.

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And what a post it was. Welcome back Idhan.
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HaaHaaa! A dead give away is it is my user name with the number of the beast behind it.



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OK more pictures in the UPT for my admirers. (HaaaHaaa I am being silly, I have none!)

False.

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I'm supposed to post something about licking a lollipop.

So yeah.

Who needs sleep when we've got love?
Who needs keys when we've got clubs?
Who needs please when we've got guns?
Who needs peace when we've gone above?
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On another note, I woke up this morning, and got myself a beer (don't judge! y'all've done it too). We were goofing off on the internet and somehow ended up spending quite a while googling real dolls. We even found a forum. Creepy.

Those people are pervy.

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On another note, I woke up this morning, and got myself a beer (don't judge! y'all've done it too). We were goofing off on the internet and somehow ended up spending quite a while googling real dolls. We even found a forum. Creepy.

Those people are pervy.

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