When I get hiccups, they hurt. They didn't awhile ago, but anymore it's painful. Last Sunday in church, the hiccups rose up against me, so during the entire sermon I'm sitting there trying to take notes, but those darn hiccups! One of my friends tried to tease me about it, but later he was sorry because I told him that hiccups really aren't funny for me.
What do you do when you get hiccups in a public place or some sort of setting where you can't leave to go to the bathroom and drink water or whatever?
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.