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#1 Old 02-13-2004, 04:02 AM
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This made me think of you...

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#2 Old 02-13-2004, 06:01 AM
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I'm european, and therefore suprised that pictures of this are posted on an american board.









ETA: I would think that americans would find this inappropriate for children and we have 13 year old's around.
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Let's hope those 13 years don't have a dog at home. My dogs like to dance with their teddy bears from time to time too.
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As an adult: I laugh, for cheap humour entertains me.



But come on, kids see far worse than this, I doubt it will rot their tiny little minds anymore than public school does.
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(I wouldn't show it to my 12 year old niece.)



I did however, find it slightly cute. But ok for kids? Nah.
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That's morbid and gross. for shame.
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#7 Old 02-13-2004, 09:02 AM
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You Americans are so uptight.

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#8 Old 02-13-2004, 09:08 AM
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1vegan is correct. For shame Michael. You must now join me in apologizing for all that is wrong in the world.



I am personally holding you responsible for the cancellation of "Charles in Charge", the popularity of leg warmers in the 80s, and the Gerardo (i.e. "Rico Suave") fiasco in the early 90s.
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Michael should have posted that in the pick-up line thread.
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#10 Old 02-13-2004, 12:49 PM
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who's Gerardo?
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#11 Old 02-13-2004, 12:50 PM
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That doesn't make me think of Muppetcow, it makes me think, "Whoa, Michael has too much time on his hands!"
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#12 Old 02-13-2004, 01:00 PM
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who's Gerardo?





Gerardo - Latino rapper in the early 90s with the "hit" Rico Suave -

*ahem*



Rico Suave

Gerardo



Seguro que han oÃ*do que yo soy educado

Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado

Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido

Yo no se quien ha mentido



I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope

Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope

My only addiction has to do with the female species

I eat 'em raw like sushi



No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno

Si me enterno, you me enfermo

Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura

No me vengan con ternuras



So please don't judge a book by its cover

There's more to being a latin lover

You got to know how to deal with a woman

That won't let go

The price you pay for being a gigolo



There's not a woman that can handle

A man like me

That's why I juggle two or three

I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit

You pop the question that's it

Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres

Y la situaci?all?no muere

No es un delito calmo mi apetito

Con un llanto o un grito



So again don't let my lyrics mislead you

I don't love you but I need you

Would you rather have me lie

Take a piece of your pie and say bye

Or be honest and rub your thighs



Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late

I never said I was a prompt date

But you kept persisting that I meet your parents

Huh, they're going to love my appearance



Ding dong el timbre suena

Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena

Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no para bola

Que se ha creido vieja chola



Go and serve the food mom

Que tengo ambre

If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre

Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor?

Sierra la boca por favor



What's this amor, these little huevos?

Esto s?que yo no pruebo



I'm used to good ol' fashioned

Homestyle Spanish cooking

If i try that I'll be puking

Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go

Regresaremos temprano

Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana

Su hija esta en buenas manos





It is well documented that Michael was a Gerardo groupie, and in fact, Michael was a Gerardo background dancer on one of his tours. I have never seen it myself, but KC says that you can see Michael in a pair of jam shorts, a "wife beater" T-shirt, and a backwards baseball cap in the "Rico Suave" video. I believe he said Michael was doing either the "worm" or the "robot". Not sure which.





<<<Will continue to abuse Michael until he acknowledges the pick-up line thread.
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*ashamed to admit I had a huge crush on him when that video came out*
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*ashamed to admit I had a huge crush on him when that video came out*



Gerardo? Or Michael in the jam shorts doing the robot?
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oh man... that's bad...glad I missed it...I erm.. have never watched videos..
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What's Kermit doing dancing with that doggy, mommy?
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*ashamed to admit I had a huge crush on him when that video came out*







I still respect you, Ruthie.
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*ashamed to admit I had a huge crush on him when that video came out*





Ruthie, you're not alone! He was a cutie! I thought Nelson was hot too. I'm doubly lame.



Tame, I don't know what is funnier... The fact that you pulled the one hit wonder Gerado out of your butt or that you dug up the lyrics to "Rico Suave"
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Rock on!! I LURVES IT!! It's a bit inappropriate, but then again, so am I.
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#20 Old 02-13-2004, 02:30 PM
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Gerardo was in one of my favorite movies - Can't Buy Me Love. I didn't even know it was him until a co-worker told me about it.



You want to talk about inappropriate? It wasn't even Kermit that made me think of you.

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Ugh - I've never listened to the words of that song before Tame!



So bad.
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Seguro que han oÃ*do que yo soy educado

Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado

Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido

Yo no se quien ha mentido



I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope

Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope

My only addiction has to do with the female species

I eat 'em raw like sushi



No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno

Si me enterno, you me enfermo

Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura

No me vengan con ternuras



So please don't judge a book by its cover

There's more to being a latin lover

You got to know how to deal with a woman

That won't let go

The price you pay for being a gigolo



There's not a woman that can handle

A man like me

That's why I juggle two or three

I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit

You pop the question that's it

Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres

Y la situaci?all?no muere

No es un delito calmo mi apetito

Con un llanto o un grito



So again don't let my lyrics mislead you

I don't love you but I need you

Would you rather have me lie

Take a piece of your pie and say bye

Or be honest and rub your thighs



Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late

I never said I was a prompt date

But you kept persisting that I meet your parents

Huh, they're going to love my appearance



Ding dong el timbre suena

Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena

Le digo ¡Hola! Pero no para bola

Que se ha creido vieja chola



Go and serve the food mom

Que tengo hambre

If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre

Y usted señor? Why's your chin on the floor?

Sierra la boca por favor



What's this amor, these little huevos?

Esto s?que yo no pruebo



I'm used to good ol' fashioned

Homestyle Spanish cooking

If i try that I'll be puking

Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go

Regresaremos temprano

Cinco, seis, o siete de la mañana

Su hija esta en buenas manos





Oh wow... I've never heard that song, but I just had to laugh reading the lyrics. I couldn't tell you why, but reading come-ons in Spanish tends to strike me more humorously.

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.
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You want to talk about inappropriate? It wasn't even Kermit that made me think of you.



It's the groovy orange shag carpeting, isn't it?
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I liked Charles in Charge.
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ETA: I would think that americans would find this inappropriate for children and we have 13 year old's around.



Pfft. I'm like... the youngest person on here, and that's nothing new to me. I've seen far worse, trust me.
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If Janet Jacksons breast casts a shadow on the Super Bowl does that mean she gets 6 more weeks of publicity?
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Pfft. I'm like... the youngest person on here, and that's nothing new to me. I've seen far worse, trust me.



Completely agreeded. I thought it was amusing . Maybe I qualify as the second youngest person here, I'm must one of the 10 youngest of active members
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#28 Old 02-13-2004, 09:21 PM
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Ha! well , according to a recent PM, I am clearly the most immature person here! Neener, neener, neener!
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#29 Old 02-13-2004, 09:52 PM
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How old are you, misq17 (just out of curiosity)?
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