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#1 Old 10-21-2010, 11:16 AM
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Sometimes you see something that affects you so pervasively that you simply feel you have to share it. Well, that's not one of those times, because I really cannot share it, realizing as I do that my experience is so strong that I could never convey in human language how great it is. So I just invite you to experience the commercial for yourself, and I hope you feel as much joy, fear and bliss as I did.
WARNING: it will blow your mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7e_igiPIUI

Ok, first you're just enjoying the commercial for the beautiful scenery, elaborate setting and for the assured determination of the protagonist sitting in the boat. But then,
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The mustache comes off

You're a little shocked, but you go "ok, they sell those fake mustaches everywhere, no big deal" and you continue watching. But then everything is ready for the Moment to enter your consciousness.
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Yes, the skin under the fake mustache comes off too.

At that point, your life is divided into your life before that Moment, and after that Moment.

If there was a book detailing the most significant historical events in the world, that Moment would definitely be included.

But none of this would work so brilliantly unless it was done -- with skill, with charisma, with a performance worth a new Academy Award -- by the Old Spice Guy. When people ask me about Old Spice Guy, my first reply is always that I don't think he's just an entertaining, charming man, but a magician and a sage. And my only complaint with the Old Spice Guy and his ads is his name. It sounds so derisive. If you saw him walk on water, or if you saw him heal millions of people, would you still consider him deserving only of such a diminutive moniker as "Old Spice Guy?" I think not. So how is it any different when he is healing humanity through those ads?

For anyone interested (i.e. for anyone who still has an open mind) I recommend the Old Spice Guy Semi-official Fan Society, at www.oldspiceguyisaprophet.com/join

Be well.

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upon a mountain

made of weak and useless men"

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#2 Old 10-21-2010, 11:18 AM
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But would you enjoy man-love with him, given the chance?
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But would you enjoy man-love with him, given the chance?

I would not dare consider myself worthy.

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That is what makes you worthy.
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haha i do enjoy the old spice guy. <3

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He surely makes my ovaries quiver.
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That's not a man, that is a God.


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He surely makes my ovaries quiver.

Mine too, and I don't even have any!

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My ovaries are dried up and shriveled, and he still makes them quiver.
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or this

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And he's vegan of course.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7e_igiPIUI

I dunno, I don't think there's enough subliminal messages in it. Maybe a dozen or so more.
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I feel sexually inadequate knowing that he exists.

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Ok, so we're all joking and stuff, but I'm actually quite pleased that this ad agency chose a black man as their symbol of the "ideal man."
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Ok, so we're all joking and stuff, but I'm actually quite pleased that this ad agency chose a black man as their symbol of the "ideal man."

Who said we were joking? :P


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I HATE Old Spice Guy commercials.


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You're a little shocked, but you go "ok, they sell those fake mustaches everywhere, no big deal" and you continue watching. But then everything is ready for the Moment to enter your consciousness.
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Yes, the skin under the fake mustache comes off too.

At that point, your life is divided into your life before that Moment, and after that Moment.

If there was a book detailing the most significant historical events in the world, that Moment would definitely be included.

I agree. That Moment changed my life. I used to spend my days in the streets, digging through the garbage cans of B-list stars, trying to earn a buck. Then one day, after I found an incriminating photo of a certain someone, I was walking through the streets and saw a neon laundromat sign shining through the mist. I walked up to the window, and there I saw it: A 20 inch black and white tv bolted to the wall, with a commercial playing, not just a commercial, but that commercial. I became so overwhelmed with emotions unknown to most. Because of the magic in that commercial, that Moment, the Old Spice Guy, that I changed my life right then and there.

Long story short, I now work for a secret government agency and bring in 12 million bucks a year.

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I HATE Old Spice Guy commercials.


*stomps all over thread*

Why?

I have an obsession for those commercials, they make me laugh. Lots. lots of laughs.
I especially like the ones with that big Guy from "Everybody Hates Chris" and "White Chicks"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0VGbcMeNM&feature=channel
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His name is President Camacho. You'd do well to remember it.

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His name is President Camacho. You'd do well to remember it.

He endorses Brawndo. It has electrolytes.

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He endorses Brawndo. It has electrolytes.

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