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#1 Old 08-24-2010, 11:39 PM
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There are some things for which there is a market that are so awful that I can only explain them as signs that the end times are upon us. Heading up my list:

Frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. WTF?! Who doesn't have time to make a PB&J instead of defrosting one?!

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#2 Old 08-24-2010, 11:44 PM
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The beer hat. http://www.amazon.com/Beer-Guzzler-H.../dp/B000QV9XDI

I'm sorry, but I just think it's stupid.

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#3 Old 08-25-2010, 01:10 AM
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Nice try, you deceptively left out the fact they have no crust! Thats the real time saver


And for you do-it-yourselfers, here is a great recipe for frozen peanut butter n jelly sandwiches. I know, it sounds complicated, but just follow the directions and measurements carefully, and with a little luck, they'll turn out ok. Don't know what to do about the crust though
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Nice try, you deceptively left out the fact they have no crust! Thats the real time saver


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Aw shucks. Caught again!
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I find these a bit grosser!
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#7 Old 08-25-2010, 06:00 AM
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I agree with Puppet Master
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Trucknutz. Sorry, posting a picture could get me banned.

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Trucknutz. Sorry, posting a picture could get me banned.

Those things that hang off the trailer hitch? I hate those things...
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+1 on the snuggie. This commercial really brought the product to a whole new level.
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I'll see you a snuggie and raise it with:

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#15 Old 08-25-2010, 09:10 AM
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You win. Nothing else can top it. Might as well close the thread now.

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Frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. WTF?! Who doesn't have time to make a PB&J instead of defrosting one?!

That is pathetic!

I like those snuggies though, I think they are called slankets over here. I'm almost 35 now so I'm allowed to like middle aged things.
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You win. Nothing else can top it. Might as well close the thread now.

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I dunno, your pic was pretty close. I think it's a tie.
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Gee thanks, SE. Until your post, I was blissfully unaware of the existence of Jedward. What once has been seen cannot be unseen.
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Oh no, wait.. I think I might have found it...




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Nope, I've found it!

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Warning: clicking that spoiler will make you want to wash your eyes out with soup for at least a week.
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Oh no, wait.. I think I might have found it...




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Nope, I've found it!

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Warning: clicking that spoiler will make you want to wash your eyes out with soup for at least a week.

I think I can top that:

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Clicking on this spoiler will really make you want to wash your eyes out with soup. Onion soup.

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#24 Old 08-25-2010, 11:45 PM
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I think I can top that:

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Clicking on this spoiler will really make you want to wash your eyes out with soup. Onion soup.

Wait for it... wait for it... Got a nice load of onion and garlic soup on hand?

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If anybody is reading this who has no idea what that thing in the spoilers is, you are very lucky. Just accept that that thing is not something you ever want to have any knowledge about.


And to think that I actually used to like her... *hangs head in shame*
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Those things that hang off the trailer hitch? I hate those things...

I had no idea those things existed until I was driving behind a truck going into work one day that had them. As soon as I got into work I immediately started ranting about it to my co worker. She starts laughing hysterically.....turns out the "ballsy" driver in front of me was her dad!

Annia: I guess I'm lucky because I have no clue who those women are (of course I know of Spidey though ). I just figured they were women with ridiculously HUGE implants and horribly tight latex outfits.
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I'll see you a snuggie and raise it with:

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And I'll see your doggie snuggie and raise you a snazzy napper.

(ps - Envy is awesome!!!)

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only [video]link[/video.]

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you know, just in case...

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I've got one of those, I found it for £5
It makes a good throw for my chair - cos the sleeves can be tied around the back of the chair to stop it falling off
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