I love lotion and chapstick and basically anything to keep my winter-dry skin from cracking so bad it bleeds. I don't like the greasy kinds, I like the kinds that soak in quickly, like a nice drink for my hands.
My boyfriend, though? Doesn't understand. He hasn't ever used lotion once in his life. Nor chapstick. Nor deodorant, for that matter! I'm not convinced he's all human. He was a Marine, works a tough physical job, is super-manly in every physical way... And yet he has never ever even tried deodorant. And he never smells bad, even after being too sick to get out of bed for a few days, or after working out! I'd smell like a gym locker if I didn't use deodorant and then worked out. He just smells like... Himself. Plus a little of that salty-wetness that comes with sweat, though he sweats very little. It's just not fair, I tell ya.
He has never gotten a blister from new shoes either.
Seriously, the guy is not human.