The White House
Washington, D.C. 20500
I sent you a very nice e-mail, which you have quite pointedly neglected to answer. In it, I very politely asked you not to escalate the war in Afghanistan. I am coming to the conclusion that you do not represent me as you should. My greatest concern now is, will your speech tonight in any way forestall or preempt the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on CBS? I sincerely hope not. Why should I listen to a skinny bureaucrat, when I could be watching skinny lingerie models, who have more brains?
Yours most respectfully,
Don't slip in the shower,
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