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#1 Old 11-16-2015, 03:38 PM
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Question Fart Stories

Whether is still happening or just starting, we are all familiar with gas from starting a vegetarian/vegan diet.

What's your funniest/embarrassing/mundane fart story?
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#2 Old 11-16-2015, 04:43 PM
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No.....I haven't had any farts worth mentioning since eating meat--as in "beef"
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My lovely vegan wife is incapable of making an unpleasant odor. She will fart, and be embarrassed about it, but I can't smell a thing! She doesn't use deodorant either, yet she always smells neutral.

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I once ate some under cooked pearl barley, and flatulated all the next day....I tried to re-enact that event but didn't succeed.
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Soy, the pain, cannot eat. And that is all.
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Nothing too crazy to write home about, but once I was typing on my computer and our dog Sable was laying down nearby and I had one of those wind sounding farts. She heard it, bolted upright, and ran out of the room. Yeah....
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#8 Old 11-28-2015, 10:03 PM
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Disclaimer: I'm not promoting legume / fart myths. Just some bad humor:



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Specific recommendations for a healthy diet include: eating more fruit, vegetables, legumes, nuts and grains; cutting down on salt, sugar and fats. It is also advisable to choose unsaturated fats, instead of saturated fats and towards the elimination of trans-fatty acids."
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#9 Old 12-15-2015, 12:08 AM
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I actually had to go in for an interview while it was happening. Luckily I was able to hold it in.
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#10 Old 12-15-2015, 01:30 AM
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I never had a problem with flatulence until after I had my baby. Then I had absolutely no control over it for weeks! I was at my own birthday party a month after the birth, thanking the restaurant owner who hosted it, when I let out a long, loud, humiliating fart. I'm certain everyone in the restaurant heard it, but blissfully no one let on. 😳
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I never had a problem with flatulence until after I had my baby. Then I had absolutely no control over it for weeks! I was at my own birthday party a month after the birth, thanking the restaurant owner who hosted it, when I let out a long, loud, humiliating fart. I'm certain everyone in the restaurant heard it, but blissfully no one let on. 😳
Bwah ha ha!!! OMG no whey jose. I can't breathe. That story caught me off guard.

I decided to make a pot of cabbage.... Well suffice to say that my dog and my son cleared the room and I had to run from it myself. Lol!
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#12 Old 12-15-2015, 06:18 PM
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Guess I am lucky that I haven't really experienced any kind of significant gas issues since going vegan. Too much corn will do it though, I don't seem to digest the stuff well, but I just avoid corn except occasionally a couple handfuls of popcorn
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Is anyone else giggling like a 10 year old, or is it just me?
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