My friend and I (both veg) were out to dinner with a bunch of coworkers once, and barring anything veg on the menu, we both ordered a salad that usually contains chicken and bacon, but without them. (had other good stuff like avocado in it!) So my salad comes, and there's a big pile of bacon on it. I pointed it out to the waiter, and he responded (and i quote) "Bacon is meat?"
Yes, yes it is.
I sent it back to the kitchen to be REPLACED, and he brings back a very familiar looking salad. After poking at it for a minute, I found that same bacon under some lettuce. I called the waiter over and told him it STILL had bacon in it, and I didn't want this salad again, I wanted a NEW salad with NO BACON! He turned to my friend (who was also cautiously poking at hers) and said "I guess you want a new one too?" and she said "Yup!" and handed him the bowl. Idiots.