If you are going to troll can you please try a bit harder to be creative and entertaining? This is no way to set off an epic troll thread. Fail!
Cookies what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off.
Nibble on they tiny feet."
What I want to know is can vegetarians eat rutabagas that look like Elvis? What about potatoes that look like Mary, complete with tears weeping out of the eyes?
yeah, they can. vegans can as well if there aren't any animal ingredients in them.
now back to rutabagas and jesus.
I wonder if that's why I haven't found Jesus? I don't think I've ever seen a rutabaga, I've certainly never gone looking for them, and if that's where he hangs out... it all makes sense now. A lifelong mystery, solved in a single moment.
Man, people who continue to put the jelly on the hands of their toast Jesuses (Jesii?) just continue perpetrating the historical inaccuracies associated with the crucifixion. Can you please join the 21st century and put the jelly on the wrists?
And it's only vegetarian if you're not Catholic and it wasn't served at communion and gone through transubstantiation.
Now there's a question - can really devout, by-the-book Catholics who receive the blood and body of Christ call themselves vegetarian? Probably already been discussed.
To be fair I put pretty big gobs of jelly on there, so most of his arms are pretty much bleeding. I also sometimes put a little dab on his jesus-crotch and giggle out "jesus is on his period!" before I bite his head off.
Without his ears he can't hear the things I say after that.
Well, perhaps you are legit but honestly, this exact question is one that vegetarians get asked frequently by people poking fun at them. So when 99 times out of 100 something's a joke, it's not unreasonable for people to mistake that 1 in a 100.
No, you are a troll. Just not a every good one.
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