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#1 Old 04-29-2008, 10:14 PM
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me and my friend got into an argument and wanted to find out the truth. Can vegetarians eat animal cookies? she says yes but i dont think so. and this is an honest question. i really wanna know
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Want some lamesauce with those cookies?



If you are going to troll can you please try a bit harder to be creative and entertaining? This is no way to set off an epic troll thread. Fail!

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me and my friend got into an argument and wanted to find out the truth. Can vegetarians eat animal cookies? she says yes but i dont think so. and this is an honest question. i really wanna know



Do you eat girl scout cookies?! You do? YOU MONSTER!
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#4 Old 04-29-2008, 10:23 PM
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Want some lamesauce with those cookies?



If you are going to troll can you please try a bit harder to be creative and entertaining? This is no way to set off an epic troll thread. Fail!



so is that a no?
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I only eat frosted animal cookies
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me and my friend got into an argument and wanted to find out the truth. Can vegetarians eat animal cookies? she says yes but i dont think so. and this is an honest question. i really wanna know



I make sure to bite their heads off first.
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Vegetarians don't eat animal crackers, just like only cannibals eat gingerbread men.
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I love when mouth breathers try to get people worked up and fail.
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"Loves to eat dem cookies

Cookies what I love to eat.

Bite they little heads off.

Nibble on they tiny feet."



What I want to know is can vegetarians eat rutabagas that look like Elvis? What about potatoes that look like Mary, complete with tears weeping out of the eyes?

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What I want to know is can vegetarians eat rutabagas that look like Elvis? What about potatoes that look like Mary, complete with tears weeping out of the eyes?



Obviously not. Dur.
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I made a piece of toast, cut it out in the shape of jesus, put little dollops of jelly on the hands and ate it. Is that vegetarian?
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Yes, but you're still going to Hell.

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me and my friend got into an argument and wanted to find out the truth. Can vegetarians eat animal cookies? she says yes but i dont think so. and this is an honest question. i really wanna know



yeah, they can. vegans can as well if there aren't any animal ingredients in them.





now back to rutabagas and jesus.
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Yes, but you're still going to Hell.



Cool; I won't even need my toaster!
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now back to rutabagas and jesus.



I wonder if that's why I haven't found Jesus? I don't think I've ever seen a rutabaga, I've certainly never gone looking for them, and if that's where he hangs out... it all makes sense now. A lifelong mystery, solved in a single moment.
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I made a piece of toast, cut it out in the shape of jesus, put little dollops of jelly on the hands and ate it. Is that vegetarian?



Man, people who continue to put the jelly on the hands of their toast Jesuses (Jesii?) just continue perpetrating the historical inaccuracies associated with the crucifixion. Can you please join the 21st century and put the jelly on the wrists?



And it's only vegetarian if you're not Catholic and it wasn't served at communion and gone through transubstantiation.



Now there's a question - can really devout, by-the-book Catholics who receive the blood and body of Christ call themselves vegetarian? Probably already been discussed.
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yeah, they can. vegans can as well if there aren't any animal ingredients in them.





now back to rutabagas and jesus.



thank you for your help. just wanted an honest answer. and **** all you stupid ****s who thought i was just trying to piss you off
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put the jelly on the wrists?



To be fair I put pretty big gobs of jelly on there, so most of his arms are pretty much bleeding. I also sometimes put a little dab on his jesus-crotch and giggle out "jesus is on his period!" before I bite his head off.



Without his ears he can't hear the things I say after that.
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thank you for your help. just wanted an honest answer. and **** all you stupid ****s who thought i was just trying to piss you off



Well, perhaps you are legit but honestly, this exact question is one that vegetarians get asked frequently by people poking fun at them. So when 99 times out of 100 something's a joke, it's not unreasonable for people to mistake that 1 in a 100.
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thank you for your help. just wanted an honest answer. and **** all you stupid ****s who thought i was just trying to piss you off



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lol like when my boss at work asked if vegetarians would eat a venus fly trap if someone prepared it nice! ha.

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