My supervisor at work this morning:
Supervisor:"Wait, come here, I want you to try something"
Supervisor:"Oh, shoot I forgot. You can't have this, it has bacon in it. But it is sooooo good. Bacon and cheese biscuits"
Me:"Oh well, thats too bad"
Supervisor:"Well, it is more like hunks of bacon. You can probably eat around them if you want"
Me:"Nah, I'm fine, thanks anyway."
Supervisor:"Mine only had one peice of bacon in it, and it is so good. So there would probably not be a whole lot of meat if you decided to just eat it. It isn't red meat either. It is really good, you have to have some"
Me:"Nah, I'm good"
Supervisor:"So you won't even risk it?,most girls grow out of the whole vegetarian thing in their 20's, anyway"