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#1 Old 03-27-2006, 03:21 PM
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For sarcasm or unintrested people, not nice folks truly wanting to know more. Most of the time this will stop an uncomfortable exchange. Some of these I've heard from others, so I can't take credit for all of them.



"You eat rabbit food?"

"You eat vulture food?"



"Where do you get your protein"

"Where does a cow get its protein?"



"Is that all you are going to eat?"

"Are you going to eat all that?"



"Are you going to eat all that (tons of lettuce, fruit)?"

"You are just going to eat that (sandwich, hot dog, etc)"



"Where do you get your (nutrients)?"

"Everything I eat - where do you get yours?"



"What you are eating is nasty"

"And the inside of a cow isn't?"



"Shouldn't you be eating for two, you're pregnant!"

"I'm not carrying a 150 lb. human in here"



Would love to hear others...
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#2 Old 03-27-2006, 03:43 PM
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Here ya go. https://www.veggieboards.com/boards/s...ad.php?t=31286

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#3 Old 03-27-2006, 03:48 PM
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Those are great!
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#4 Old 03-27-2006, 04:59 PM
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"Where do you get your protein"

"Where does a cow get its protein?"



that's my favorite one.
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#5 Old 03-27-2006, 06:12 PM
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Thank you, and thanks for the other link! Wow, it is a long one!
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#6 Old 03-28-2006, 11:09 AM
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Quote:
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"Shouldn't you be eating for two, you're pregnant!"

"I'm not carrying a 150 lb. human in here"





Thank you for saying that. I swear my friend doubled her calorie intake since she became pregnant. She also still considers herself vegetarian even though I catch her eating chicken ramen and chef boyardee spagetti and meatballs (she eats around the meatballs).
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