Some I got today and yesterday...
TONIGHT AT DINNER: THE PERSISTENT QUESTIONER
"So are you a vegetarian?"
"Why is that?"
"How long has that been going on?"
[After answering all these questions, I attempt to change the subject. But he comes back to it later on with...]
"So you don't eat fish? Wow."
Me: "No, I don't eat fish. (To my husband) How's your salad, honey? This bread is great, isn't it?"
[But he still can't let it go, so later on I get...]
"Oh wow, so I just realized why you asked for that appetizer without the foie gras! That's animal flesh too, huh?"
DUDE. LET IT GO!
YESTERDAY AT LUNCH: THE JUST PLAIN RUDE B*TCH
[After asking me if I was a vegetarian, and me saying yes] "Why would you want to do THAT??"
Me: "Well, I really like animals..."
Her: [defensive] "Well, I like animals too!"
Later in the same lunch, which I didn't finish: "Oh look, Ashlend doesn't like her food. She wishes it had meat in it."