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#31 Old 11-04-2005, 08:42 AM
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PPPppppFfffffffttttttt. pardon me.





Oh was that you? I thought one snuck out on me.
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#32 Old 11-04-2005, 08:57 AM
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I was always a big farter (a family trait), but since going vegan and giving up dairy my farting has substantially decreased to the point that I don't fart all that much now. I suspect it was dairy all along that made me "windier" than average my whole life. My omni bf, one the other hand, is an extraordinary farter, or as we like to say, he "gets the winds something fierce!" (It's best if you say that in an "old codger" type voice.)
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I was always a big farter (a family trait), but since going vegan and giving up dairy my farting has substantially decreased to the point that I don't fart all that much now. I suspect it was dairy all along that made me "windier" than average my whole life. My omni bf, one the other hand, is an extraordinary farter, or as we like to say, he "gets the winds something fierce!" (It's best if you say that in an "old codger" type voice.)





Farting is a sign of health. I still ROFL when I hear one too.
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#34 Old 11-04-2005, 09:21 AM
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This was the funniest thread I think I have ever read! I seriously laughed out loud quite a few times! And the answer is YES! I almost went and got gas X but it only bothers the bf so oh well lol And I just blame the dog anyway!!!
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oh yeah...to ZERIX....DEDODEDODEDO sorru just couldn't help it!!! I LOVE that show!
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#36 Old 11-04-2005, 09:32 AM
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I still ROFL when I hear one too.





I've witnessed many times a tense situation broken up because

somebody lets one rip and everybody busts out laughing.
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I've witnessed many times a tense situation broken up because

somebody lets one rip and everybody busts out laughing.



Like a wedding ceremony?
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I've never farted a lot.



This topic just reminds me that if I ever go to a "meat up" it should be in an open air space.
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Okay, guys I have to sing one of my favorite song lines (apologies in advance):



"Your eyes are Kansas City. They're in Kansas and in misery..."





Nope, Missouri side for me.
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#40 Old 11-04-2005, 12:35 PM
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>>Every since I have gone vegan I have been farting like a wild man>>



No, I simply am a wild-man.



ebola
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Nope, Missouri side for me.





Okay.... Your eyes have ummmmm.... candor and they're in Missouri. Yeah.
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>>Every since I have gone vegan I have been farting like a wild man>>



No, I simply am a wild-man.



ebola





I've seen pictures!
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Okay.... Your eyes have ummmmm.... candor and they're in Missouri. Yeah.



Thank you, I enjoyed it.
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oh yeah...to ZERIX....DEDODEDODEDO sorru just couldn't help it!!! I LOVE that show!



Appropriate for this thread.



Zim - "This should lock you in to permanent duty mode."



Gir - (giggling)



Zim - "What?!"



Gir - "he, he,... Doody"
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#45 Old 11-06-2005, 05:03 AM
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Haha i'm so immature, I can't stop laughing at this post. *blush*



No, I haven't noticed that I fart more since going veg.
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I have just increased my intake of beans, at the end of the month, and therefore eating crockpot paellas, that have made my ass very potent, does my body get used to this change, i have ben a vegetarian nearly 2 years, and have never seen this before, they are awful , though so i very much hope they stop!

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Yup, I fart a lot.
But my husband and son are also vegan and they don't fart remotely as often as I do.
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It depends how stuff is prepared.

Canned beans or beans just soaked a hour or two and cooked give me gas but I soak beans for 8 hours, drain, and let germinate for 16 hours before cooking. That greatly reduces the effect. Split peas give me gas, I suppose I should treat those the same. Raw cabbage does, but well fermented cabbage doesnt. Raw onion does, but I wont give up raw onion tongue3.gif

 

Theres a joke that when a jogger passes by you can tell if theyre veg*n by the sound alone, but what you eat and how you make it can change the amount of gas ten fold.

 

...Wouldnt vegetarian paella simply be beans n rice with greens? Or is imitation rabbit and snails in markets now? Leave out tofu-snails and mock-wabbit and I eat vegan paella all the time, little gas until I pile on the raw onion.

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Right now I'm going throug a change to be vegeterian again, but I remembre that about a a a yer and a half when I went completely vegeteriam yess I fart a lot, because of the increse of beans but they actualy didn't smell bad, when I used to eat them with meat before, they would smell awfall xD, by the way, eating beans to often can be bad for one?
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I don't fart, at least when I'm with my girlfriend!  I'd rather get pain lol.

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constantly. It's become painful not to!
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I do my fair share of breaking wind, but my farts no longer smell like manure! grin.gif

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What do you guys do if you need to fart when you're with a romantic/sexual partner?

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What do you guys do if you need to fart when you're with a romantic/sexual partner?

I let her pull my finger. wink3.gif
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Who says romance is dead? grin.gif

 

 

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I let her pull my finger. wink3.gif
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I fart all the time and my farts really do stink. They usually smell like a sewer and rotten garbage combined. Must be from all the peanut butter, veggie burgers and pizza i eat.
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What do you guys do if you need to fart when you're with a romantic/sexual partner?

A couple that toots together, stays together.

 

 

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Yup, I fart a lot.
But my husband and son are also vegan and they don't fart remotely as often as I do.

 

Just curious... how do you know this?

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I don't fart. I blame the cat. Basil! Yuck!


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I actually fart less when I am not pregnant as a vegetarian. 

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