haha nice. here's the ones that have worked for me:
omni: ...stupid vegetarian... (this is usually at the point in the conversation where they have nothing left to defend themselves with)
me: no no...sexy vegan. god damn, you'll never get it right.
and in response to my patch that says "meat = murder"
omni: (writes note, drops at my feet)meat = good.
me: (on back) meat = heart disease (and ED and high blood pressure, and breast cancer, and osteoperosis, and colon cancer, and prostate cancer, and anemia...) enjoy your stay at the hospital.
omni: watching animals get slaughtered gives me an erection. (dont ask how this one came up)
me: if i had a penis, watching a vegan ask "could you hold the cheese please..." would give me an erection.
haha not that these instances will come up too often, but hey...theyre funny anyways. usually its just...ignore them until you cant.