i was on delivery, as usual.. and i got to a house and rang the doorbell. i heard a little girl scream "pizza!" then "pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza" as she charged the door. when she swung it open, i said "uh oh, u wanted pizza? i only brought vegetables!" i witnessed the BIGGEST smile droop to the biggest frown. a second later she grinned.. "nooooooo" so i laughed and smiled as programmed and gave them the pizza.
when i got back in my car i actually felt pretty bad.. well, i guess i thought vegetables were a terrible thing at that age also.
the important thing is i only got 2 more days at papa johns!!