We live at the corner of No and Where in a tiny rural area with lots of free range cattle. DH, who "loves animals", will often stop as we're driving and (I am not making this up) say hi to the cows ("Hi, sweetie, you are so cute....").
Fine enough, but then (surely you see this coming) he'll grab a hamburger for lunch.
This really weirds me out. How can you coo lovingly at cows and then five minutes later EAT them? I can see if you don't care about cows, or if you think "they're stupid and deserve to be eaten" (yeah, I've heard people say this), but when you talk about how cute they are, how sweet, how gentle, oh-isn't-that-one-beautiful .... WTF??