I decided to make a three course, Italian, vegan dinner the other week. This was ambitious, since I'd never made lasagne at all before, so I asked a few of my coworkers for their recipes. I figured if I got a vague idea of how the sauce was made, I could come up with my own version.
Anyway, one of my manager's overheard, and told me that, if I'm having so much trouble, I should just be omni.
Buh? I like the challenge! And, I'd have the exact same problems as an omni!
Bringing home the fakin' bacon.