Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
It hasn't been tested on mice.
How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
One if nobody's looking.
How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I don't know, but where do you get your protein?
How screws many it take fruitarians does to light a bulb change?
Six thought and again three much disorder for too deficiency zinc.
What do you call a vegan guy who likes to pleasure himself?
A non-dairy creamer.
How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, vegans can't change anything. (ooooh, scathing, I know )
Anyone else know any good vegetarian jokes?