Haha you guys!
Can't wait to look at those links, Werewolf Girl, but I'm at work, and they think I'm strange enough as it is without them hearing Disney characters talking dirty to me.
My general thoughts so far (I have only just started the second one) is that they are as people have pointed out, poorly written. The editor should be slapped across the face with a hard back copy of it. Having said that, if you take it as a light read and a bit of fun, I didn't find it totally awful and have to admit I did get stuck into and was quite engaged at the end.
I am also incredibly impressed with how much money she has made from it, it was her first book and yet she has sold a reported 31 million copies of it!
I didn't have any intention of reading it either, but everyone else, seemingly in the world, had read it so I thought I would give it a go. I hope Ana stops moaning in the second one though, she's ridiculously needy!