Brown Slime anyone?

....As you can see in the first picture, you would WISH to have vegan pink slime but this brown muck isnt something even disgusting meat eaters would wolf down. Theyre not sure the stuff is even natural so they have to run a lateral-flow immunoassay test on it. When was the last time you had to do that in your vegan kitchen?! Who knows what that even means too? Sounds and looks like something you would only concoct in an evil mad scientists laboratory, amirite?!

But wait a minute, it even gets worse. This is the part where they start adding the chemicals. Processed curds from coagulated glycine max liquid is re-liquified in an industrial sized blender and to bulk that up with texture they add vital wheat gluten. Yes, you read that right, the same stuff that can cause a laundry list of health problems including cancer! They call this concoction a slurry. Yum, doncha just want a big bowl of that? Im in no hurry to eat no slurry, how bout you?!

Then comes the secret natural flavors. The one hint of what that might contain is the use of yeasts which are eukaryotic micro-organisms and not even classified as a plant (NOT VEGAN)! Theyre even used to make ethanol which acts as a solvent like paint thinner which is deadly if ingested!

To top it off, a corrosive acid is infused to denature any proteins that somehow yet have survived this brutal chemical processing bath so far.

Finally its extruded out all tawny, slimy and gooey grody, crammed into plastic tubes ready to be steamed and butchered. Then its off to the markets where Turtle Island cashes in, reaping profits picked from the pockets of unsuspecting naive vegans....

Originally Posted by AlixJ18

I don't understand the sarcasm here.

So this is something anti-vegan?

Originally Posted by Savvington

I would have left the yeast thing at the terrible chemical it produces, for a bit more subtlety. But then again I'm not vegan, maybe that's referring to something that comes up a lot.

I've had people try to "get" me on my "inconsistency" of eating yeast before, so it does come up for some people at least.

There actually are some vegans who refuse to eat yeast because apparently they're sentient.