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Yes or No Game, Part III

post #1 of 1377
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Part II having gone way past 5,000 posts, it had to be closed. But never fear, here is Part III for your perverse amusement!

The game is simple. You only have to ask yes or no questions. Here is mine:

Do you search for vegan candy canes to hang on your Christmas tree?
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post #2 of 1377
No canes. No tree.

I think the next poster is honored to make the third entry in this thread.

"There is more wisdom in the song of a bird, than in the speech of a philosopher...." -Oahspe
"....The thing is, you cannot judge a race. Any man who judges by the group is a pea-wit. You take men one at a time." -Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels -Michael Shaara
" .... " -Harpo Marx

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"There is more wisdom in the song of a bird, than in the speech of a philosopher...." -Oahspe
"....The thing is, you cannot judge a race. Any man who judges by the group is a pea-wit. You take men one at a time." -Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels -Michael Shaara
" .... " -Harpo Marx

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post #3 of 1377
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Um...I guess so.

Do you have a yes or no question?
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post #4 of 1377
Wrong thread.

Is this the yes or no thread?

"There is more wisdom in the song of a bird, than in the speech of a philosopher...." -Oahspe
"....The thing is, you cannot judge a race. Any man who judges by the group is a pea-wit. You take men one at a time." -Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels -Michael Shaara
" .... " -Harpo Marx

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"There is more wisdom in the song of a bird, than in the speech of a philosopher...." -Oahspe
"....The thing is, you cannot judge a race. Any man who judges by the group is a pea-wit. You take men one at a time." -Buster Kilrain, The Killer Angels -Michael Shaara
" .... " -Harpo Marx

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post #5 of 1377
Yes!

Do you like blueberry pie?
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post #6 of 1377
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I don't know, I've never had it.

Do Jewish kids ever get to sit on Santa's lap at the mall and tell him what they want for Chanukah?
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post #7 of 1377
Only if Santa's been hitting the Jesus Juice pretty hard.

Do you like my necktie?
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post #8 of 1377
Only if it's Cuban.

Do you have Christmas ringtones set on your phone?
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Only if it's Cuban.

You mean Columbian, right? You're losing your touch.


And god no regarding the ringtones. I'd never do that to anyone around me. Blue Water Blue Sky all the way!


Can you outsmart a doctor when faking sick?
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post #10 of 1377
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On the phone, probably. In person, no. Fortunately I've managed to fake sick to plenty of people I've worked with, none of them doctors, and convinced all of them that I couldn't work that day.

Do you agree with Ferris Bueller that high school is immature and childish?
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post #11 of 1377
Yes, which is why he should have gone to school. He'd fit right in. God I hate him.

Should you be standing there?
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post #12 of 1377
Should you be minding your business instead of catching sleepy people's slightly hungover errors and making them look like fools in front of the other Yes or No thread participants!? Hmmm? I am going to lay here on this couch with my laptop balanced atop a belly that's full of pizza just to defy you, your leaders and your rules, nurse shark.

Ever drink virgin versions of tasty alcoholic beverages?
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No. If I'm going to have a hangover, it should come from REAL alcoholic drinks, not the fake kind.

Do you tell yourself, "never assume anything" and then find yourself making really big, and often incorrect, assumptions?
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post #14 of 1377
Should I be ashamed to say yes?



Can you knock that off?
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post #15 of 1377
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Gimme some vegan sausage, a pile of straw potatoes, and a pitcher of ice cold beer with which to fortify myself, and I can knock off anything.

Do you ever wish upon a star?
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post #16 of 1377
In times of despair, yes.

Can you easily see stars from your homestead?
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post #17 of 1377
Too much smog.


Are you a smug snake?
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post #18 of 1377
no, but i have one.

Are you deplorable?
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post #19 of 1377
No. I'm deployable.


"How big would you say this earwig is?" was asked of you by a wandering tax-payer. Would you answer that it is over the weight limit?
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post #20 of 1377
not over the weight limit, but overweight in general.

Have you ever met a 3 star general?
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post #21 of 1377
Can't say that I have.

Are you achy?
post #22 of 1377
my shoulder, yes.

Do you often think about bailing from this website?
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post #23 of 1377
Yeah, but I give up all pretenses of having anything better to do before long.


Can you stand to lead an event?
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post #24 of 1377
no, i sit to lead it.

Are you an oaf?
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post #25 of 1377
No. More of a scamp, really.


Have you ever kept your hair sitting in old dishwater because you want to be a dishwater blond?
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post #26 of 1377
Nope.

Have you ever been in a protest?
post #27 of 1377
Yes.

Have you ever witnessed a riot?
post #28 of 1377
Nope.

Have you ever met a unicorn?
post #29 of 1377
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No sirree.

Do you have a really good answer when some omni idiot tells you that "plants feel pain, too"?
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post #30 of 1377
Probably.

Do you have any neighborhood cat friends?
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