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post #2941 of 3678
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No, that was my ex-husband, who disappeared during a trip to Mexico and still hasn't been found.

I think the next poster wants to get an initiative on the ballot to ban clowns.
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post #2942 of 3678
Yes.


I think the next poster believes the band Metallica was formed by members of a penny-lickers anonymous support group that couldn't escape from their inner demons.
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post #2943 of 3678
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No, that was the band Moronica.

I think the next poster has a mustache.
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post #2944 of 3678
Yes.

I think that the next poster is hungry.
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post #2945 of 3678
Nope. Can't grow one, and not really my thing anyhow.


ETA: Sorta. Eating lunch right now.


I think the next poster chews on tin cans so they can get the proportionate strength of a mountain goat.
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post #2946 of 3678
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Nope.

I think the next poster has been kicked out of the gym for using too many towels.
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post #2947 of 3678
Nope. I was kicked out for stealing protein powder ans selling it on the black market.



I think the next poster has an apple shaped like a pear.
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post #2948 of 3678
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No, no deformed apples in MY house, thank you.

I think the next poster has been on a canal barge.
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post #2949 of 3678
Unfortunately, no. I think i would really enjoy slowing meandering through the waterways of the UK.

I think the next poster believes that brown toilet paper is a good business idea.
post #2950 of 3678
Yup, unless you mean that the toilet paper is "pre-soiled" when you say it is "brown."



I think the next poster is in a hopscotch league.
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post #2951 of 3678
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No. They blackballed me when I was eight, and I've been traumatized about it ever since. I swore that I would never darken any hopscotch leagues ever again with my presence until I could exact my revenge, and as somebody famously said, "Revenge is a dish best served cold."

I think the next poster would love to own a scimitar.
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post #2952 of 3678
Oh, definitely. I'd prefer a shamshir though.



I think the next poster is illegally growing zombies in their local graveyard.
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post #2953 of 3678
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Shhhhh! You were supposed to keep it a secret!

I think the next poster is a Francophile.
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post #2954 of 3678
Wrong-o. I have a neutral opinion of James Franco.



I think the next poster wants to be sick.
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post #2955 of 3678
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Quote:
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Wrong-o. I have a neutral opinion of James Franco.



I think the next poster wants to be sick.

*gets in car, drives over to Snowcone's house, and bashes his head in with a shovel*

*shouts* NO! I DON'T!

I think the next poster drives an electric car that gets 12 miles to the gallon.
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post #2956 of 3678
Nah, my car is fueled by awesome.

I think the next poster likes to hug cute animals.
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post #2957 of 3678
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Of course. Who doesn't?

(oh, that's right,weird animal haters and vivisectionists)

I think the next poster is a drama queen.
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post #2958 of 3678
If I am, I can't tell. I wouldn't put it past myself though.


I think the next poster thinks that the Easter Bunny needs to stay the hell off their lawn.
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post #2959 of 3678
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Damn right! The Easter Bunny can hop onto somebody else's lawn, but not MINE.

I think the next poster won't go anywhere without Dr. Scholl's in their shoes.
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post #2960 of 3678
Never tried 'em.


I think the next poster is a robot.
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post #2961 of 3678
No, but I do a mean robot dance

I think the next poster has suffered with constipation at least once in the last month.
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post #2962 of 3678
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Not that I can recall.

I think the next poster, based on the weather reports, has dressed for rain and was too hot because it didn't rain, and dressed for warm weather and was cold instead.
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post #2963 of 3678
Yep. Hasn't everyone?



I think the next poster has stepped on the cracks in the sidewalk, effectively breaking their mother's back.
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post #2964 of 3678
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Yes... *hangs head and cries*

I think the next poster has a can of whipped cream in the fridge left over from Valentine's Day.
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post #2965 of 3678
Nope.

I think the next poster lives on the Pacific Coast and has found tsunami debris.
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post #2966 of 3678
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Correcto part one, incorrecto part two.

I think the next poster is a cliche-spouting machine.
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post #2967 of 3678
Yes. That's how they getcha.

I think the next poster just did something that they wanted to do.
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post #2968 of 3678
No, not yet. *sigh* Someday I'll win the Nobel Prize.

I think the next poster loves going to the beach in the off season.
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post #2969 of 3678
Nope. No inclination towards beach-going.


I think the next poster loathes the word "robust."
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post #2970 of 3678
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I'm fine with it. It's the word "goop" that scares me.

I think the next poster is a draft dodger.
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