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Sausage dilemma

post #1 of 27
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Hello, we are Cecilia and Amanda, two student girls from Plymouth, England aged 20 and 24. We have been striving to be vegetarians for some years now, however we both have a lust for sausages that is out of control. I like nothing better than getting my lips around a hot sausage on a cold winter's night. And my friend never says no to a spicy salami. Is it wrong to have a buring passion for sausages?
post #2 of 27
Hi. Welcome. = )



No, it's not wrong to have a passion for food. I never had a burning passion for sausage, but pepperoni is a different story. Alas, I had to make a sacrifice and have yves vegetarian pepperoni. Not quite as good, but it settles the cravings, and isn't made out of dead pigs so I'm happier for that. Hope you find a good veggie sausage alternative.
post #3 of 27
*snort*



kpickell, you can be so gullible. That post is a put-on.
post #4 of 27
LOL, I almost commented but decided to bite my tongue.
post #5 of 27
We might not ban him for a bit, just because he is kind of funny...hehe
post #6 of 27
Muahhhahahahaha!



Bonus points for originality!
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post #8 of 27
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Originally Posted by kerouac View Post

We might not ban him for a bit, just because he is kind of funny...hehe

What makes it a him?
post #9 of 27
I fell for it too, kpickell.
post #10 of 27
it was the 69 that lured me into this thread. I expected it to be funny.



All I can suggest is go suck a carrot or deep throat a banana...
post #11 of 27
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it was the 69 that lured me into this thread. I expected it to be funny.



All I can suggest is go suck a carrot or deep throat a banana...



What about a cucumber? It would be a better size, wouldnt it? Although for a bit more of flexability, you might try pickles
post #12 of 27
LOLOL...I have a sausage dilemma too. It's not as available as it should be these days. I guess that makes me extra vegetarian!
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post #14 of 27
Sausage dilemma? I can help with that.
post #15 of 27
Hee-hee! Hot sausage, spicy salami...that's funny!
post #16 of 27
Haha, now we have sausage ads on this page!
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post #17 of 27
I need to get out more

I actually found this amusing

oh my
post #18 of 27
Hun, if you're really two women why don't you both invest in a nice showerhead with massage.
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post #20 of 27
All of your responses were worth the trolling.
post #21 of 27
I second what SunnyK said!
post #22 of 27
I got some sausage last night! Just to make you two jealous.
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post #23 of 27
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Originally Posted by Flower View Post

Hun, if you're really two women why don't you both invest in a nice showerhead with massage.





Do those showerheads come in sausage flavors?
post #24 of 27
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Originally Posted by grain_girl View Post

Do those showerheads come in sausage flavors?



Ha! I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure you can get a waterproof "sausage" to go with the showerhead.
post #25 of 27
But maybe they're not into fake meat?
post #26 of 27
Mmm, I'd like to wrap my lips around a big...fat...juicy...CUCUMBER!!!



I couldn't resist. Those cucumbers are just too tasty!
post #27 of 27
Blasted sausage!



I have to say, my only conscious trangression in 13 years was I bought one of those 18" sausages for a Holloween costume in 1997. Anyone that is a John Waters fan would remember the "Filthiest People Alive" and how Mr. Raymond Marble wore such a sausage...
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