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post #1 of 27
2/5/04 at 9:58am
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Hello, we are Cecilia and Amanda, two student girls from Plymouth, England aged 20 and 24. We have been striving to be vegetarians for some years now, however we both have a lust for sausages that is out of control. I like nothing better than getting my lips around a hot sausage on a cold winter's night. And my friend never says no to a spicy salami. Is it wrong to have a buring passion for sausages?
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post #2 of 27
2/5/04 at 10:10am
Hi. Welcome. = )



No, it's not wrong to have a passion for food. I never had a burning passion for sausage, but pepperoni is a different story. Alas, I had to make a sacrifice and have yves vegetarian pepperoni. Not quite as good, but it settles the cravings, and isn't made out of dead pigs so I'm happier for that. Hope you find a good veggie sausage alternative.
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post #3 of 27
2/5/04 at 11:32am
*snort*



kpickell, you can be so gullible. That post is a put-on.
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post #4 of 27
2/5/04 at 11:33am
LOL, I almost commented but decided to bite my tongue.
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post #5 of 27
2/5/04 at 11:41am
We might not ban him for a bit, just because he is kind of funny...hehe
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post #6 of 27
2/5/04 at 12:52pm
Muahhhahahahaha!



Bonus points for originality!
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post #7 of 27
2/5/04 at 12:53pm
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post #8 of 27
2/5/04 at 12:55pm
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Originally Posted by kerouac View Post

We might not ban him for a bit, just because he is kind of funny...hehe

What makes it a him?
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post #9 of 27
2/5/04 at 2:35pm
I fell for it too, kpickell.
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post #10 of 27
2/5/04 at 3:45pm
it was the 69 that lured me into this thread. I expected it to be funny.



All I can suggest is go suck a carrot or deep throat a banana...
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post #11 of 27
2/5/04 at 3:50pm
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Originally Posted by spud View Post

it was the 69 that lured me into this thread. I expected it to be funny.



All I can suggest is go suck a carrot or deep throat a banana...



What about a cucumber? It would be a better size, wouldnt it? Although for a bit more of flexability, you might try pickles
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post #12 of 27
2/5/04 at 3:59pm
LOLOL...I have a sausage dilemma too. It's not as available as it should be these days. I guess that makes me extra vegetarian!
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post #13 of 27
2/5/04 at 4:22pm
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post #14 of 27
2/6/04 at 12:37pm
Sausage dilemma? I can help with that.
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post #15 of 27
2/6/04 at 12:44pm
Hee-hee! Hot sausage, spicy salami...that's funny!
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post #16 of 27
2/6/04 at 1:30pm
Haha, now we have sausage ads on this page!
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post #17 of 27
2/6/04 at 9:36pm
I need to get out more

I actually found this amusing

oh my
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post #18 of 27
2/6/04 at 10:49pm
Hun, if you're really two women why don't you both invest in a nice showerhead with massage.
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post #19 of 27
2/7/04 at 6:56am
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post #20 of 27
2/7/04 at 12:05pm
All of your responses were worth the trolling.
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post #21 of 27
2/7/04 at 4:40pm
I second what SunnyK said!
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post #22 of 27
2/7/04 at 6:24pm
I got some sausage last night! Just to make you two jealous.
slops, gloops, and gruels.
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slops, gloops, and gruels.
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post #23 of 27
2/7/04 at 9:04pm
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Originally Posted by Flower View Post

Hun, if you're really two women why don't you both invest in a nice showerhead with massage.





Do those showerheads come in sausage flavors?
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post #24 of 27
2/7/04 at 9:11pm
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Originally Posted by grain_girl View Post

Do those showerheads come in sausage flavors?



Ha! I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure you can get a waterproof "sausage" to go with the showerhead.
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post #25 of 27
2/7/04 at 9:35pm
But maybe they're not into fake meat?
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post #26 of 27
2/7/04 at 10:45pm
Mmm, I'd like to wrap my lips around a big...fat...juicy...CUCUMBER!!!



I couldn't resist. Those cucumbers are just too tasty!
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post #27 of 27
3/9/04 at 10:03pm
Blasted sausage!



I have to say, my only conscious trangression in 13 years was I bought one of those 18" sausages for a Holloween costume in 1997. Anyone that is a John Waters fan would remember the "Filthiest People Alive" and how Mr. Raymond Marble wore such a sausage...
Single vegetarian for 19 years seeks tasty vegetables to devour. Reply only if interested in being consumed whole.
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Single vegetarian for 19 years seeks tasty vegetables to devour. Reply only if interested in being consumed whole.
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