"McDonalds burgers without meat and cheese and lettuce and tomato and ketchup and mayo and mustard and bun and pickle and wrapper are vegan..."
"Fiance-to-be now doesn't want to be a child."
"Should underage parents be responsible for the kids of their crimes?"
Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.