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#1081 Old 12-08-2007, 08:17 AM
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And I took the boy to Rite Aid where their photo studio is less expensive than anywhere else. I always go there for passport photos and the like. He was all surprised that it's even cheaper than Wal-Mart. He needed photos in black and white on a CD so he can send them to his sister in Guatemala for some papers there his family is reconstructing for him. (It must suck to have your parents be war refugees when you were born and not have a birth certificate or any real idea which of two countries you were born in.)

Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1001...one to change the bulb, 1000 to say it's already been done.
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I talked with his sister on the phone last evening. It was sooooo hard to hear her because the signal kept fading in and out, and the boy couldn't understand her half the time either. Usually he had to repeat for me what she said, and then I'd respond to it. She seems nice, and I think she believes now that her brother does indeed have a girlfriend. He joked with his family so much in years past that he was married or engaged or whatever else that they didn't believe him when he told them about me. I told him he was the Boy Who Cried Wolf.



I said about two words to his mother, too, but the reception was so much worse there.



Gosh, I had NO idea what to say. I really wanted to make a good impression, so of course I used the "Usted" verb form, which is more formal. But other than that it's like... uh, hi, how are you, I hope your sore throat gets better soon, I'm sitting here next to your son and he's tickling me...

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My fingers feel naked. I have three rings I usually wear, and I left them at my parents' house accidentally last weekend because I was washing dishes and set them on the windowsill.

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Tomorrow the boy may go sledding with me and my sisters. My friend Mike gave me this old plastic sled he found in his basement and told me to have fun with it.

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If my sister in Montana ever decides she doesn't like my boyfriend, she won't have a leg to stand on. I can't stand her husband, either, and she went ahead and married him.

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Speaking of my brother-in-law (Gosh I hate saying that), Mike reminded me of something on the phone on Thursday night. I expect to get some negative flack from extended family members for dating an undocumented worker, though I'm going to try not to tell them that part. One of the big differences between my boyfriend and the infernal husband of my sister, Mike said, is "at least he's employable." I laughed so long and so hard. That's quite a way to spin the "undocumented worker" thing!

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The person at the computer next to me smells like an uncleaned but much used outhouse. I am SO OUT OF HERE!



Chao!

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Why must there exist amazingly-wicked-awesome as well as expensive boxed sets!!??!



I'm a boxed set junkie...but money's getting tight!!

"you know, nowhere in the bible does it say that jesus was not a raptor"


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Kelly and I are going to her teacher's wedding this afternoon. She even has a new dress to wear (it's hard to get kelly to put on a dress!).

It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities. ~A. Dumbledore
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I suddenly can't stop sneezing.

*this space not for sale*
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What a sleep thread.



Afternoon, sluts.
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#1092 Old 12-08-2007, 12:27 PM
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Oh hell. I've been in this friggin library trying to get work done for the past half hour/45 minutes.

.....

But, Oh....I'll check my e-mail, and Gee-!....Myspace friend request, I should investigate, Oh look-! It's that girl I worked with....let's look at her pictures....Well now I must Twitter all the details...and, I wonder how the sluts are doing?







((Would that count as stream of conscious-style writing? Faulkner is really starting to rub off on me. Haha.))

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SDG! OMG!



Brandon, when you get into your golden years, will you be retyred?



Hullo Marti.



*rimshot*



I doubte that eye'll ever gette too retyre.




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Good morning all.



CHEEZES it's ccccold. My hands are like ice. I went searching for mittens that I was sure I had, but couldn't find any.



You mean Cheesus?

http://www.poizenideas.com/cheesus/







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Good Morning, Starshine. The earth says hello.



Manchester England, England

Across the Atlantic Sea.....



That's one of a very small handful of musicals that I like!
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2 hours later and I have my outline, abstract, intro, and most of my research done.



I had no clue that::



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Most methamphetamine users are white men 18 to 25 years of age, but the highest usage rates have been found in native Hawaiians, persons of more than one race, Native Americans, and men who have sex with men.



Source:: Windlow, MD, et. al. "Methanphetamine Abuse". 2007. American Academy of Family Physicians.



...Wild stuff!!

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I just hauled my ass out of bed like an hour ago.



I was up late and I really needed sleep.
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It's Arlo's fault, you know. He was all curled up and sleeping against my chest with his little cathead under my chin.

Warm and purry cat makes it really hard to want to get up.
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Blame the cat. Shame,Shame!





My sister does that all the time.

"Tisha, can you come here?"

"Sorry, I can't, my cat's sleeping on my lap - you come here"

-I go to her room, the cats not there-

"Where's sniffles?"

"Oh, she just got up"
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two whole pages to backread in 15 hours. hm.
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two whole pages to backread in 15 hours. hm.







That's kinda what I thought. SFP was halfway down on the 2nd page when I hit 'new posts'
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It's been really slow.
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I need to cut my hair. It's getting messed up when I sleep.
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Hello



Only in for a bit, going to sleep in a while
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Karen, do you even know which thread and which post I was referring to?



I thought I did!??? The one where her dad was buying a flat so he could rent it out to her and she could keep her cats?

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I thought I did!??? The one where her dad was buying a flat so he could rent it out to her and she could keep her cats?



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Cleaning up puppy wee in one's pyjamas is not nice Especially when one gets one sleeve in it and has to change one's pyjamas.
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Ew. Peesleeves.

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oh, boy. i maybe see a thread that will go down hill pretty fast. x.x



and my browser is slow because the phone connector/net connecter thingie (not the router) is a turd.
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