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#1 Old 06-08-2011, 04:13 AM
 
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1. Will I pass out from the high altitude if I visit Colorado?

2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

3. Is it true that Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and Elvis Presley are all alive and well and living in an underground bunker in Area 51?

4. Will my marshmallows explode if I stuff them with popping corn before toasting them over the fire?

5. Will Queen Elizabeth ever be caught in public without a hat?

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#2 Old 06-08-2011, 06:17 AM
 
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1. Will I pass out from the high altitude if I visit Colorado?

I hope not! My parents are on vacation in Colorado right now!!!

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3. Is it true that Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and Elvis Presley are all alive and well and living in an underground bunker in Area 51?

I sincerely hope not.

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4. Will my marshmallows explode if I stuff them with popping corn before toasting them over the fire?

That better be a vegan marshmallow.
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


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If *AHIMSA* posts just one more time, will she break the damage cap?

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YES!!! I love that you noticed, Love.

Off I go to a forum that counts.

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If I swallow a watermelon seed will a watermelon grow in my stomach?
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If I swallow, will a baby.....

Uh, yeah. You know.

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If I swallow a watermelon seed will a watermelon grow in my stomach?

Good lord...

Am I really the only person alive that eats whole watermelons???

I wash the whole thing with soap... all over...

I eat the sweet pink flesh. the seeds (chewed), and all of the rind.

And no... no plants are growing out of my arse or throat.

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Is it possible that Hazelnut has plants growing out of his arse and throat without his knowledge?

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Is it possible that Hazelnut has plants growing out of his arse and throat without his knowledge?

*checks*

Nope... no plant-life there... or there...

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*checks*

Nope... no plant-life there... or there...

Is it possible that Hazelnut washed their hands after checking these 2 places?

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#15 Old 06-09-2011, 04:52 PM
 
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Is it possible that Hazelnut washed their hands after checking these 2 places?

I look with my eyes, not my hands...thank you.

Unless the person I'm looking at is really hot, then I try to look with my hands.

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I look with my eyes, not my hands...thank you.

Unless the person I'm looking at is really hot, then I try to look with my hands.

That's good. Now that begs the question, did Hazelnut wash their eyes after looking.

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Are robots going to take over the world one day?

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Are robots going to take over the world one day?

Yes, once the kinks are worked out. One line of robots has a serious flaw: They all keep talking with an Austrian accent.

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Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

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#20 Old 06-15-2011, 10:24 PM
 
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Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

I already asked that question. I was hoping somebody would have an answer.

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Is it possible that Hazelnut has plants growing out of his arse and throat without his knowledge?

LMAO. Wow, that gave me a good laugh. ty.
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Is Isa Moscowitz really evil enough to take over the world?

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Are robots going to take over the world one day?

I've heard that Vegan Cupcake Take Over the World, but I might be wrong.

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Do YOU come with the car?

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1. Will I pass out from the high altitude if I visit Colorado?

Actually, true story: My father, who lives in Philadelphia, had a stroke when he went to Denver because the high altitude exacerbated his high blood pressure.

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If I swallow, will a baby.....

Uh, yeah. You know.

HAHAHAHA. I hope people actually got that xD

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How come I've never heard of an actual real-life dog named Bingo?

I mean, there's a song about a dog named Bingo that we've been forced to sing all through elementary school so why have none of us named our dogs "Bingo?"

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How much Healthy Choice food can I eat before it's no longer a healthy choice?
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Can I still be an atheist if I join up with the Discordians?

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