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#1 Old 09-30-2013, 05:37 PM
 
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Yes this is the name I am giving this Mushroom salsa. Do Not Trust My Brother with a Blender Salsa.

 

This is how it went.

 

Me, "Damn it we don't have a blender"

 

My brother, "We have this really fancy one"

 

Me, "I don't want to break it"

 

My brother, "You should use it,"

 

Me, "I really just need a food processor"

 

My brother, "Don't have one of those either"

 

Me, "Erm...fine blender,"

 

*takes out Blender*

 

Me, "All right let's do this, I just need the ingredients chunky"

 

My brother, "Okay,"

 

Me, "I am putting the veggies away,"

 

*walks away and comes back to see all my ingredients turned the consistency of a smoothie*

 

Me, "I said chunky"

 

My brother, "It was an accident"

 

Me, "guess we'll use it as a salsa for our nachos"

 

So here we go, a Mushroom Salsa apparently due to my brother's function skills of a blender

 

Ingredients:

 

****ake Mushrooms [as you desire, since there were only two of us I eye measure how much is for two of us]

 

Portabella mushrooms [as you desire for how many people]

 

Red Onion [ as you desire]

 

Garlic [as you desire]

 

Jalpeno juice [as desired and completely optional]

 

Seasonings [as you desire. I went with Mrs. Dash Sweet Chipotle, Cayenne Pepper, Black Pepper, and Salt]

 

Steps

 

-Put all ingredients in a blender

-I put something like 1/3 cup of water twice

-Blend till smoothie texture

-Take out

-Stir in jalpeno juice

-Put in seasonings

-Put in fridge till ready to use

 

And there we go a Mushroom Salsa, not at all what I wanted, but it turned out delicious.

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#2 Old 09-30-2013, 08:56 PM
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I love reading the stories that you tell about your adventures in food! I've never tried a mushroom salsa before. Very interesting! I should try and find more uses for shiitake mushrooms! 

 

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#3 Old 09-30-2013, 09:28 PM
 
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I never had mushroom salsa until tonight. ahahahahaahaa.

 

I am dumping it into a chili tomorrow with kidney beans. Bean nachos with mushroom salsa, so weirdly delicious

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