Yes this is the name I am giving this Mushroom salsa. Do Not Trust My Brother with a Blender Salsa.
This is how it went.
Me, "Damn it we don't have a blender"
My brother, "We have this really fancy one"
Me, "I don't want to break it"
My brother, "You should use it,"
Me, "I really just need a food processor"
My brother, "Don't have one of those either"
Me, "Erm...fine blender,"
*takes out Blender*
Me, "All right let's do this, I just need the ingredients chunky"
My brother, "Okay,"
Me, "I am putting the veggies away,"
*walks away and comes back to see all my ingredients turned the consistency of a smoothie*
Me, "I said chunky"
My brother, "It was an accident"
Me, "guess we'll use it as a salsa for our nachos"
So here we go, a Mushroom Salsa apparently due to my brother's function skills of a blender
****ake Mushrooms [as you desire, since there were only two of us I eye measure how much is for two of us]
Portabella mushrooms [as you desire for how many people]
Red Onion [ as you desire]
Garlic [as you desire]
Jalpeno juice [as desired and completely optional]
Seasonings [as you desire. I went with Mrs. Dash Sweet Chipotle, Cayenne Pepper, Black Pepper, and Salt]
-Put all ingredients in a blender
-I put something like 1/3 cup of water twice
-Blend till smoothie texture
-Stir in jalpeno juice
-Put in seasonings
-Put in fridge till ready to use
And there we go a Mushroom Salsa, not at all what I wanted, but it turned out delicious.
I love reading the stories that you tell about your adventures in food! I've never tried a mushroom salsa before. Very interesting! I should try and find more uses for shiitake mushrooms!
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