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#1 Old 09-30-2013, 05:37 PM
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Yes this is the name I am giving this Mushroom salsa. Do Not Trust My Brother with a Blender Salsa.


This is how it went.


Me, "Damn it we don't have a blender"


My brother, "We have this really fancy one"


Me, "I don't want to break it"


My brother, "You should use it,"


Me, "I really just need a food processor"


My brother, "Don't have one of those either"


Me, "Erm...fine blender,"


*takes out Blender*


Me, "All right let's do this, I just need the ingredients chunky"


My brother, "Okay,"


Me, "I am putting the veggies away,"


*walks away and comes back to see all my ingredients turned the consistency of a smoothie*


Me, "I said chunky"


My brother, "It was an accident"


Me, "guess we'll use it as a salsa for our nachos"


So here we go, a Mushroom Salsa apparently due to my brother's function skills of a blender




****ake Mushrooms [as you desire, since there were only two of us I eye measure how much is for two of us]


Portabella mushrooms [as you desire for how many people]


Red Onion [ as you desire]


Garlic [as you desire]


Jalpeno juice [as desired and completely optional]


Seasonings [as you desire. I went with Mrs. Dash Sweet Chipotle, Cayenne Pepper, Black Pepper, and Salt]




-Put all ingredients in a blender

-I put something like 1/3 cup of water twice

-Blend till smoothie texture

-Take out

-Stir in jalpeno juice

-Put in seasonings

-Put in fridge till ready to use


And there we go a Mushroom Salsa, not at all what I wanted, but it turned out delicious.

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#2 Old 09-30-2013, 08:56 PM
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I love reading the stories that you tell about your adventures in food! I've never tried a mushroom salsa before. Very interesting! I should try and find more uses for shiitake mushrooms! 



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#3 Old 09-30-2013, 09:28 PM
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I never had mushroom salsa until tonight. ahahahahaahaa.


I am dumping it into a chili tomorrow with kidney beans. Bean nachos with mushroom salsa, so weirdly delicious

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