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#1 Old 10-13-2004, 12:11 AM
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Vegan Better Than Sex Cake by Flower

Category: Desserts - Cakes



This recipe is suitable for a: vegetarian/vegan diet.





Ingredients:

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Cake:



1 package vegan yellow cake mix

2/3 cup oil

4 egg substitutes

11 oz. can mandarin oranges



Frosting:



8 oz. Hip Whip

1 package vegan instant vanilla pudding

8 oz. can crushed pineapple





Instructions:

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Mix cake ingredients together. Do not drain the oranges (the juice needs to be in the cake or it turns out very dry). Pour into greased 9x13 pan and bake at 350 degrees for 35 minutes.



Mix pineapple with the dry pudding mix (do not drain any of the juice from the pineapple!). Fold in the Hip Whip. Put on cake when it's cool.





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#2 Old 10-13-2004, 08:17 AM
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lol, if we eat this, virgins among us are no longer right?
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I never understood the name of those cakes...People must not be doing it right or somethin'............*L*
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I think I'll have this cake and sex.



But anyway... I'm gonna try it! Mebbe with some coconut, too.
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#5 Old 02-26-2005, 12:40 PM
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I never understood the name of those cakes...People must not be doing it right or somethin'............*L*



Or perhaps not at all, ever think of it?
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lol, if we eat this, virgins among us are no longer right?



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I think I'll have this cake and sex.



But anyway... I'm gonna try it! Mebbe with some coconut, too.



Don't go swimming until 15 min after you have had your cake.

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I never understood the name of those cakes...People must not be doing it right or somethin'............*L*



Hehe.. I agree.
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I never understood the name of those cakes...People must not be doing it right or somethin'............*L*



Does make ya wonder... I mean cake is good and all... but COME ON PEOPLE!!
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NOTHING is better than VEGAN SEX!
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#12 Old 02-26-2005, 07:40 PM
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Kreeli's chocolate cake comes pretty damn close to being better than sex.
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#13 Old 02-26-2005, 08:42 PM
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Oh man, I still haven't tried Kreeli's cake!
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Oh man, I still haven't tried Kreeli's cake!



well you'd better get your act together, mister!
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NOTHING is better than VEGAN SEX!



I couldn't agree more passionately with you. I love being vegan and having wonderous sex with another vegan. It shouldn't be any other way.
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What is Hip Whip? Where does one buy it?
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:LOL:



Only once in our four years of marriage have I told my husband that what I was eating was almost better than sex. Every summer, during the week of the Fourth of July my husband and I go to a small, privat Lake Erie, Ohio town. In the town there is a restaurant that sells homemeade donuts--They're still fried. It's about the only fried thing I still eat. At my earliest opportunity last summer, I rushed to the take out window. (I think the donuts are still only $.50 and the coffee, also good, $1; I spend $2-2.50 a day on breakfast there.) Not only was it yummy (I start craving them again about the last week of JUne), but I told my husband that it was almost better than our wedding night. He was mildly amused. He he.



Overall, though, in the past (almost) four years (our anniversary is June 23), I've never found anything that's better than sex.



I'm going to try this cake, though.



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I read the recipe, and I'm sure it's good, but how can a cake that isn't chocolate be better then sex??

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wouldn't this sort of sex get a bit messy?

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The title of this cake doesn't make me want cake...
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I made this for my husband because he has always loved pineapple up-side down cake...and it is definately a winner!!!

So good and so moist!!! Thanks for posting this recipe...my/our favorite!
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kworthington... just wanted to say your baby is super cute !!
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#23 Old 07-22-2012, 01:41 AM
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I love you for making this!! God bless. rolleyes.gif

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Wow, it reads like a recipe from an alien world to me here in old blighty. "Hip Whip"? "vegan yellow cake mix"? What mystery thingies are these?


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Hip Whip was a vegan whipped cream which no longer exists. Soyatoo is here to save the day, though. Yellow cake mix is, well, yellow cake mix.*

* Contains no uranium

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#26 Old 07-22-2012, 12:04 PM
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Well see now I reallyy want cake.. I'll have to pic up these ingredients when I go to the store!

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