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#1 Old 02-05-2004, 09:58 AM
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Hello, we are Cecilia and Amanda, two student girls from Plymouth, England aged 20 and 24. We have been striving to be vegetarians for some years now, however we both have a lust for sausages that is out of control. I like nothing better than getting my lips around a hot sausage on a cold winter's night. And my friend never says no to a spicy salami. Is it wrong to have a buring passion for sausages?
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#2 Old 02-05-2004, 10:10 AM
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Hi. Welcome. = )



No, it's not wrong to have a passion for food. I never had a burning passion for sausage, but pepperoni is a different story. Alas, I had to make a sacrifice and have yves vegetarian pepperoni. Not quite as good, but it settles the cravings, and isn't made out of dead pigs so I'm happier for that. Hope you find a good veggie sausage alternative.
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*snort*



kpickell, you can be so gullible. That post is a put-on.
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LOL, I almost commented but decided to bite my tongue.
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We might not ban him for a bit, just because he is kind of funny...hehe
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Muahhhahahahaha!



Bonus points for originality!
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We might not ban him for a bit, just because he is kind of funny...hehe

What makes it a him?
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I fell for it too, kpickell.
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it was the 69 that lured me into this thread. I expected it to be funny.



All I can suggest is go suck a carrot or deep throat a banana...
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it was the 69 that lured me into this thread. I expected it to be funny.



All I can suggest is go suck a carrot or deep throat a banana...



What about a cucumber? It would be a better size, wouldnt it? Although for a bit more of flexability, you might try pickles
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LOLOL...I have a sausage dilemma too. It's not as available as it should be these days. I guess that makes me extra vegetarian!
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Sausage dilemma? I can help with that.
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Hee-hee! Hot sausage, spicy salami...that's funny!
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#16 Old 02-06-2004, 01:30 PM
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Haha, now we have sausage ads on this page!

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#17 Old 02-06-2004, 09:36 PM
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I need to get out more

I actually found this amusing

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Hun, if you're really two women why don't you both invest in a nice showerhead with massage.
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All of your responses were worth the trolling.
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I second what SunnyK said!
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#22 Old 02-07-2004, 06:24 PM
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I got some sausage last night! Just to make you two jealous.

slops, gloops, and gruels.
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Hun, if you're really two women why don't you both invest in a nice showerhead with massage.





Do those showerheads come in sausage flavors?
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Do those showerheads come in sausage flavors?



Ha! I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure you can get a waterproof "sausage" to go with the showerhead.
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But maybe they're not into fake meat?
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Mmm, I'd like to wrap my lips around a big...fat...juicy...CUCUMBER!!!



I couldn't resist. Those cucumbers are just too tasty!
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Blasted sausage!



I have to say, my only conscious trangression in 13 years was I bought one of those 18" sausages for a Holloween costume in 1997. Anyone that is a John Waters fan would remember the "Filthiest People Alive" and how Mr. Raymond Marble wore such a sausage...

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