Originally Posted by Fromper
I didn't know it was possible for veg*ns to enter a McDonald's restaurant. For some reason, I thought their doors would magnetically repel all veg*ns.
Yea, I have a solution for that.. Drive thru.
Yea, I hit the drive thru because I have to be on the construction site at the crack of dawn (As apposed to Dawn's crack). So, Oatmeal from the Golden Arches is a good solution. I have yet to, nor do I imagine that I ever will, become so self disciplined that I do radical things like, fix oatmeal at home, for cryin out loud. Holy crap! Getting the dogs fed is a major undertaking when even the sun is sleeping in.
One day maybe (not likely) I will become one of those people who have their **** together. For now, (being the major type B personality) I will just do whatever comes next without the added stress of political activity. Unless that political activity involves a Grateful Dead concert. In which case, I will participate, unless it involves a lot of sacrifice and self discipline. Like making my own oatmeal.
My cooking skills pretty much suck. I used to be awesome on the grill. But, the grill sits rusty and unused. Perhaps I will break out the MIG welder and turn it into yard art, or a mail box chicken (mail box formed to resemble a psychotic and criminally insane yard bird).
The best meals I cook involve telling the waiter (and or waitress) what item from the menu I would prefer. Or, peeling back the plastic and setting the time on the microwave. Or, ****,.. that's pretty much it.
So, for now, it's McDonalds crack oatmeal and a large coffee for breakfast. You should try it. It's damn good oatmeal. Get the fruit and maple. My word as a gentleman, it's good for what ails ya.