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Vegetarians & Oral Sex

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So... I found this fantastic chart on OKCupid's blog.



Thoughts?

They also came up with some ridiculous veggie friendly sex slang. I think my favorite is the Monsanto one.

-Peeling the banana.
-Tossing the salad.
-Squeezing the melons.
-Zeroing in on a grown man's nuts and nutsack.
-Putting Monsanto in yoursanto.
-Ordering the split pea soup.
-Sorry, that's got ham.
-Cornholing others.
 
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So vegetarians are LESS likely to enjoy giving oral sex? I find that quite surprising. It's also surprising to me that women enjoy giving so much more than men. I kinda assumed (from general discussion rather than personal experience) that women often felt obliged/pressured rather than actually up for it. But apparently there's a 50/50 chance of a non-veggie girl enjoying giving head.
 
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