
Originally Posted by
Medesha
Those are good definitions, but don't quite cover all the diets out there, particularly ones that come up on these boards.
Lacto-Ovo Vegetarian: Eats dairy and eggs but no animals.
Lacto Vegetarian: Eats dairy but no eggs or meat.
Ovo Vegetarian: Eats eggs but no dairy or meat.
Omnivore: Eats anything.
Omnivore: Eats fish but no poultry or red meat.
Omnivore: Eats poultry and fish but no red meat or tofu.
Omnivore: Eats meat but only in social situations, like restaurants or with family when it would "cause a scene" to act vegetarian.
Omnivore: Eats shellfish but no other sea life, poultry, or red meat.
Omnivore: Eats vegetarian food except when she *really* wants a burger, but that only happens maybe once or twice a year.
Vegan: Eats no animal products at all, including honey. Avoids animal-derived clothing, cleaning products, cosmetics, etc., including those tested on animals.
Vegan (pronounced "vague-un"): Eats only vague, unidentifiable foods, like puddings and tofu.
Strict vegetarian/dietary vegan: Eats no meat, eggs, or dairy, but might consume honey or trace ingredients.
Lazy vegan: Eats vegan but sometimes pretends not to see trace ingredients, or might buy brand-name toilet paper when there's no recycled stuff on the shelf.
Raw Foodie: Eats only foods not heated beyond 140 degrees F (I think, anyway. Someone probably should correct me on this).
Shyatarian: Is too afraid of conflict to eat the way they want to, and so caves to social pressure. But we understand.
Freegan: Eats whatever is lying around.
Beegan: Respects all animal life universally, except for bees (and possibly other insects).
Petatarian: Follows veg*n ideals but feeds animal friends meat, often factory-farmed. Politically corect name: companionanimalatarian.
Nopetatarian: Follows veg*n ideals and refuses to feed animal friends meat, but has no real solutions to the overpopulation of cats and dogs in shelters, many of whom face euthanization. Technical name: Notmyproblematarian.
Flexatarian: Eats meat occasionally, but prefers to eat veg*n most of the time. Usually does so for health benefits.
Farmatarian: Eats vegan except when taking animal products directly from the animal, so as to ensure their humane treatment (eg vegans who own chickens and eat their eggs).
Freakoutatarian: Eats veg*n and freaks out whenever the littlest animal-related incident crosses their radar, such as seeing a stranger across the room in a crowded public place order a hamburger. "I was TRAUMATIZED!" But we sympathize with them, too.
Snobatarian: Follows one of the above philosophies and can't understand why you don't too, because obviously every philosophy fits every set of circumstances, without exception.
Smugatarian: As snobatarian, but used to eat just like you until they saw the error of their ways.
Yuckatarian: Would eat vegetarian but hates everything except meat. Alternately: a veg*n who is always hungry because he hates everything he's eating.
Hypochondratarian: Attributes every cough, sniffle, headache, and tummy growl to dietary changes implemented in the last 15 minutes.
Grooveatarian: Doesn't care how anyone eats but herself. Like, to each his own, man.
Policeatarian: Eats according to one of the above labels, and also gives a running commentary and judgement on what you eat. Can be omnivore as well as veg*n.
Veg*n: Shorthand for "vegetarian or vegan."