Nickle00
October 10th, 2008, 01:20 PM
> Subject: Economy 101
>
>
>
> Subject: Today's Economy
>
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines
> stock one year
> ago you
> would have $49.00 left.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
> original
> $1,000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
> year ago,
> drank all of
> the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
> recycling REFUND,
> you
> would have $214.00 cash.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice
> is to drink
> heavily
> and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg
>
> A recent study found the average American walks about
> 900 miles a
> year.
>
> Another study found Americans drink, on the average 22
> gallons of
> alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about
> 41 miles to
> the gallon.
>
> Makes You Proud To Be an American
>
>
>
> Subject: Today's Economy
>
> If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines
> stock one year
> ago you
> would have $49.00 left.
>
> With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
> original
> $1,000.00.
>
> With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
>
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
> year ago,
> drank all of
> the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
> recycling REFUND,
> you
> would have $214.00 cash.
>
> Based on the above, the best current investment advice
> is to drink
> heavily
> and recycle.
>
> It's called the 401-Keg
>
> A recent study found the average American walks about
> 900 miles a
> year.
>
> Another study found Americans drink, on the average 22
> gallons of
> alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about
> 41 miles to
> the gallon.
>
> Makes You Proud To Be an American