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pavut
May 16th, 2008, 04:44 PM
The Washcloth

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me I had been re-scheduled for 9:30 am that day. I had packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am . The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day was normal ... Some shopping, cleaning, and cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Never going back to that doctor. Ever.

Beachbnny
May 16th, 2008, 05:06 PM
:lol: Hahahaha!!!
Thanks, I needed that laugh :D

Amy SF
May 16th, 2008, 05:26 PM
:lol:

pavut
May 17th, 2008, 04:21 PM
Glad you liked it, it made me laugh too! :sunny:

IamJen
May 17th, 2008, 05:45 PM
:lol:

I bet you made the doctor's day.

jenna
May 17th, 2008, 06:15 PM
i remember reading that a long time ago. still pretty funny. wish i had remembered when i went for my visit to my new doctor this past week.

pavut
May 18th, 2008, 05:55 AM
:lol:

I bet you made the doctor's day.

Lol it wasn't me, thank God! It's just a story.

Gwendolyn
May 18th, 2008, 12:32 PM
LOL.That was hilarious.

fadeaway1289
May 18th, 2008, 02:02 PM
Lol I love this story. I emailed to a bunch of my friends.

synergy
May 18th, 2008, 04:15 PM
I wouldn't make that extra effort for my doctor, but I can think of a few other people ;)

swimchicsarehot
May 18th, 2008, 06:11 PM
well i bet that was a new one for the doctor! They must have pretty boring and routine days so you can just think of it as doing someone else a favor.
I'd probably get a new doctor too, although i think you should tell the new doc why you're switching too him/her
Thanks for the laugh!!