Most inflammatory thread on VB!

[Idhan]

I just wanted to know what you think would be the title of the most inflammatory thread on VB:

My ideas:

1. I love my GF, but how do I get the stupid bitch to give up her lame vegetarian fad?

2. OK to feed meat to my pet horse if I'm going to ride her very hard the next day?

3. CuteOverload -- innocent fun, or cruel exploitation?

4. Vegan brothel/heroin den (link)

5. Omnivores are all serial murderers and I'm never going to speak to any of them again.

6. I'm vegan, but I eat honey, dairy, eggs, fish, chicken, and beef if they're organic.

[*AHIMSA*]

5...no, 6. No, 5.

[Iria]

None of these threads mention circumcision.

[Scorpius]

:lol: x [a gazillion]

[starling]

:lol: good point Iria

[jenna]

If a circumcised monkey made me a sandwich with aborted fish eggs in it, does that mean honey is vegan?

[Beachbnny]

^ lol! I don't know if that can be beat :lol:

[starling]

If a circumcised monkey made me a sandwich with aborted fish eggs in it, does that mean honey is vegan?

:wayne:

[Scorpius]

If a circumcised monkey made me a sandwich with aborted fish eggs in it, does that mean honey is vegan?

YES.

[nilrecurring]

I second that YES.

Also, don't forget to mention Hitler.

[Chrysalis]

If a circumcised monkey made me a sandwich with aborted fish eggs in it, does that mean honey is vegan?

:lol:

I also liked number 2 :)

[*AHIMSA*]

Also, don't forget to mention Hitler.

No, no NO! NAZIS!

:notvegan:

[Scorpius]

oh duh, you forgot pubic hair.

[Sevenseas]

I just wanted to know what you think would be the title of the most inflammatory thread on VB:"What do you all think about having a fireworks event and a vegan barbecue party right next to a huge pool filled with nothing but gasoline?"

[Idhan]

9 (jenna & Sevenseas = 7 & 8). Committed Nazi here: once ate lots of meat, but just went vegan and started volunteering to help farm rescues after learning how much the Führer loved animals. Tips for a newbie veg/ARA?

(Okay, that one's too long to actually fit in the title box.)

10. Why fat people are immoral:

11. Which is worse? Christianity or Islam?

[*AHIMSA*]

How about:

What would Jesus do with honey?

:boobies:

[bluesand]

And don't forget :

Hoodedclawjen's severed finger served up on a pizza at Pizza Hut .

[*AHIMSA*]

And don't forget :

Hoodedclawjen's severed finger served up on a pizza at Pizza Hut .Pssst, it's not vegan!




:D

[hoodedclawjen]

:lol:

it so is. its a little known fact that i'm constructed almost entirely of tofu and mangoes- seasoned with natural flavourings of a vegetable source.

:p

[Bof]

'Should Muslim PETA Nazis be subject to the death penalty?'

[*AHIMSA*]

'Should Muslim PETA Nazis be subject to the death penalty?'

Should uncircumcised misogynistic Muslim PETA Nazi xenophobes who wax with honey and use the "N" word be subject to the death penalty?

[Bof]

Should uncircumcised misogynistic Muslim PETA Nazi xenophobes who wax with honey and use the "N" word be subject to the death penalty

Should uncircumcised misogynistic Muslim PETA Nazi xenophobes who wax with honey and use the "N" word be subject to the death penalty for harassing overweight celebrities in fur coats?

[Scorpius]

Should uncircumcised misogynistic Muslim PETA Nazi xenophobes who wax with honey and use the "N" word be subject to the death penalty for harassing overweight celebrities in fur coats?

"Should uncircumcised misogynistic Muslim PETA Nazi xenophobes who wax with honey and use the "N" word* be subject to the death penalty for harassing overweight celebrities in fur coats?"



*as well as the term "Douche Bag", in a derogatory manner

[jenna]

If a bee's knees were amputated and then added to the honey, it'd still be vegan right? I mean, the bee is still alive. It's not like you're pullin' out the stinger.

Is oral sex vegan?

What's better: Christian pubic hair or Islamic pubic hair?

Stupid things Veg*ns say (part 1)

I'm vegan and have a pet snake. I feed it peanut butter as its main diet because I don't want meat in my house. Is this okay to do?

I just got my cat declawed two days ago. Do you think her paws are healed enough to start letting her back outside full time?

[Bof]

Now it's just getting silly. :)