Fight Thread

[Kiz]

Ok. To save time and space we should just meld the whole Compost Heap into one thread. Here it is. Please delete the irrelevant options and post all your rational, intellectual arguments here. Thank you.


I can't believe that some l-o-vegetarians/omnivores/misogynists/parents/moderators are willing to kill/hit/eat/marry/disrespect another sentient, sapeint living being like a small, helpless child/unborn baby/refugee/gelatine/Bolivian prostitute/United States platoon. It's just disgusting/appalling/wonderful/idiotic/sexist/intriging. How can these people call themselves compassionate veg*ns/liberals/rednecks/Americans/bloggers and continue to act in that kind of way? Look, the truth about September 11/abortion/dairy/whaling/Dr. Phil is out there - it's just that men/politicians/mockingbirds/declawed cats/CIA agents are trying to keep us ignorant and in the dark. Wake up to yourselves people! You are wrong/niaive/close-minded/a strident butch feminist/psychotic and I am right/better than you/one sexy m-f. Don't think I don't know what you are really like, you sexist/racist/homophobic/meat-eating/Liberal-Arts-degree-holding excuse for a human being. I'm on to you. You're worse than a Democrat/honey-eating-vegan/John Howard supporter/pitbull-owner. So put up or shut up, this here is the Compost Heap/five mintues of my time I won't get back/a wake up call/none-of-the-above. OK?!?

[sybaritik]

I'd love to comment but some really straight corporate type person might tell me to lighten up. :p

[michael2]

I cant believe that some mysogonists are willing to marry another sentient, sapient living being like an unborn baby. It's just intruiging. How can these people call themselves compassionate rednecks and continue to act in that kind of way? Look, the truth about Dr. Phil is out there - it's just that declawed cats are trying to keep us ignorant and in the dark. Wake up to yourselves people! You are a strident butch feminist and I am one sexy m/f. Don't think I don't know what you are really like, you Liberal-Arts-degree-holding excuse for a human being. I'm on to you. You're worse than a Pitbull owner. So put up or shut up, this here is a wake up call. OK?!?!

(brilliant idea kiz)

[Blobbenstein]

The four bee sketch by Montypython


FIRST BEE:
Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.
SECOND BEE:
Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?
THIRD BEE:
You're right there, Obadiah.
FOURTH BEE:
Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?
FIRST BEE:
In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.
SECOND BEE:
A cup o' cold tea.
FOURTH BEE:
Without milk or sugar.
THIRD BEE:
Or tea.
FIRST BEE:
In a cracked cup, an' all.
FOURTH BEE:
Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.
SECOND BEE:
The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.
THIRD BEE:
But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.
FIRST BEE:
Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son".
FOURTH BEE:
Aye, 'e was right.
FIRST BEE:
Aye, 'e was.
FOURTH BEE:
I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
SECOND BEE:
House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
THIRD BEE:
Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!
FIRST BEE:
Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.
FOURTH BEE:
Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.
SECOND BEE:
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.
THIRD BEE:
You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.
FIRST BEE:
Cardboard box?
THIRD BEE:
Aye.
FIRST BEE:
You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.
SECOND BEE:
Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!
THIRD BEE:
Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.
FOURTH BEE:
Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
FIRST BEE:
And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
ALL:
They won't!

[michael2]

absolutely brilliant python sketch :lol:

[*AHIMSA*]

But what about the chilllllllllllllllldren? :cry:

[Savannah]

Ok. To save time and space we should just meld the whole Compost Heap into one thread. Here it is. Please delete the irrelevant options and post all your rational, intellectual arguments here. Thank you.


I can't believe that some l-o-vegetarians/omnivores/misogynists/parents/moderators are willing to kill/hit/eat/marry/disrespect another sentient, sapeint living being like a small, helpless child/unborn baby/refugee/gelatine/Bolivian prostitute/United States platoon. It's just disgusting/appalling/wonderful/idiotic/sexist/intriging. How can these people call themselves compassionate veg*ns/liberals/rednecks/Americans/bloggers and continue to act in that kind of way? Look, the truth about September 11/abortion/dairy/whaling/Dr. Phil is out there - it's just that men/politicians/mockingbirds/declawed cats/CIA agents are trying to keep us ignorant and in the dark. Wake up to yourselves people! You are wrong/niaive/close-minded/a strident butch feminist/psychotic and I am right/better than you/one sexy m-f. Don't think I don't know what you are really like, you sexist/racist/homophobic/meat-eating/Liberal-Arts-degree-holding excuse for a human being. I'm on to you. You're worse than a Democrat/honey-eating-vegan/John Howard supporter/pitbull-owner. So put up or shut up, this here is the Compost Heap/five mintues of my time I won't get back/a wake up call/none-of-the-above. OK?!?

:lol: cool!

[TreeManEarthSteward]

MAJOR HOT DAMN COOL !! :wayne: I never quite thought all that could come from you Kiz, but now I see it, I guess it fits ;) You did write that in bold didn't you Kiz ? Damn near right on the money yo!!

Lay low long enough, and the Kiz kicks ass to raise us right back up... aghast !! huhuh

(in defence of Kiz though I note she is also the one that started the deliberately much softer thread of recent too, here>> It's a good life (Nice things people do) (http://www.veggieboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=78601&highlight=softer)_) :)

[Skylark]

The mods will have to crack some skulls/talk this over and come to no conclusion/deviously wait a week to delete any posts/laugh uproariously/merge this with a completely unrelated thread.

Then a member will complain/give a dramatic swan song/insult everyone in the Heap/shrink from the Heap and go back to just welcoming newbies/start five threads complaining about specific things other posters did/go eat honey.

[nookle]

The mods will have to crack some skulls/talk this over and come to no conclusion/deviously wait a week to delete any posts/laugh uproariously/merge this with a completely unrelated thread.

Then a member will complain/give a dramatic swan song/insult everyone in the Heap/shrink from the Heap and go back to just welcoming newbies/start five threads complaining about specific things other posters did/go eat honey.

:lol:

[Vegan Joe]

Ok. To save time and space we should just meld the whole Compost Heap into one thread. Here it is. Please delete the irrelevant options and post all your rational, intellectual arguments here. Thank you.


I can't believe that some l-o-vegetarians/omnivores/misogynists/parents/moderators are willing to kill/hit/eat/marry/disrespect another sentient, sapeint living being like a small, helpless child/unborn baby/refugee/gelatine/Bolivian prostitute/United States platoon. It's just disgusting/appalling/wonderful/idiotic/sexist/intriging. How can these people call themselves compassionate veg*ns/liberals/rednecks/Americans/bloggers and continue to act in that kind of way? Look, the truth about September 11/abortion/dairy/whaling/Dr. Phil is out there - it's just that men/politicians/mockingbirds/declawed cats/CIA agents are trying to keep us ignorant and in the dark. Wake up to yourselves people! You are wrong/niaive/close-minded/a strident butch feminist/psychotic and I am right/better than you/one sexy m-f. Don't think I don't know what you are really like, you sexist/racist/homophobic/meat-eating/Liberal-Arts-degree-holding excuse for a human being. I'm on to you. You're worse than a Democrat/honey-eating-vegan/John Howard supporter/pitbull-owner. So put up or shut up, this here is the Compost Heap/five mintues of my time I won't get back/a wake up call/none-of-the-above. OK?!?
May I suggest Thorazine, and perhaps TV, might be a better waste of time for you.
What? Expecting Utopia, were you?

[*AHIMSA*]

Haldol, Thorazine, Valium and Prozac

Percodan, Oxycontin and Ativan and Darvocet

Assorted VB members all tied up with string...

These are a few of my favorite things!


(Not really :p )

[TreeManEarthSteward]

May I suggest Thorazine, and perhaps TV, might be a better waste of time for you. What? Expecting Utopia, were you?

no way is this a waste of time, when compared to the actual rest of the compost heap...

This thread is totally a utopia if you view it as like a ""CONCENTRATION CAMP FOR COMPOST SLUTS"" !! :lol: << that should go in the title totally !! Love it !!!

(Debate Sluts to be PC.... maybe not long now until the word SLUT becomes EXTINCT on VB.... Well, slut" is a word incognicent of being anything but the obvious I suppose is the debate, but at the same time you are still debate sluts for the time being... )

[TreeManEarthSteward]

btw, KIZ, can you give any more directive on "how to" this thread ? I think Skylark got the right idea hasn't she? although she has had a lot of practice with humour on VB... (no I'm not being rude, just being Jeremy Paxman)

I know we can add more but look, see in there is "sexy m-f" and "psychotic", what more could I ask for !! :lol: Now I am supposed to add something rational to add?.....hmmm....howbout just I be psychotic (like all compost heap suckers) and then I won't need to be rational :p huhuhuhuhu

sexy kung fu fighter, m'f, sil vous plait... peace. :p

[Libellula]

i think that posters in this thread will request it be closed/start a poll/debate chicken nuggets/complain about their spouse and then agree/disagree/argue/start a food fight/tip a cow while they spin their wheels/waste their time/debate words they don't like/start pointless thread and then stalk off while calling other posters children/whiny/immature/awesome/loveable and then go tip a cow/read a book/tip an outhouse/eat honey.

[Sevenseas]

In my opinion, illegal immigrants should be aborted before they die from an 9/11 conspiracy funded by Ellen Degeneres.

[Serenstar]

I can't believe that some moderators are willing to kill another sentient, sapeint living being like a small, helpless child. It's just appalling. How can these people call themselves compassionate veg*ns and continue to act in that kind of way? Look, the truth about Dr. Phil is out there - it's just that mockingbirdsand declawed CIA agents are trying to keep us ignorant and in the dark. Wake up to yourselves people! You are wrong,niaive,close-minded,a strident butch feminist and psychotic and I am far better than you. Don't think I don't know what you are really like, you Liberal-Arts-degree-holding excuse for a human being. I'm on to you. You're worse than a honey-eating-vegan. So put up or shut up, this here is none-of-the-above. OK?!?


:lol: Great idea! :D

[pkk]

It's pronounced VAY-GUN.

[Libellula]

yes, like Ray Gun, you liberal-arts-major who secretly voted for bush and wants to declaw fbi agents and give them fluffy bunnies.

[TreeManEarthSteward]

is this thread going to be a surreal one already ?... just asking.

[Pixelle]

Bugga - I was hoping to see some real fighting. :p

[Skylark]

is this thread going to be a surreal one already ?... just asking.

Why? Would it make you post elsewhere, you fake vegetarian/crap debater/troll-inciter/vague-titler/conspiracy theorist/woman pretending to be a man/Midwest US dweller/SUV driver/high school dropout/cop killer/sneaker wearer/mono- & diglyceride eater/peanut butter breath stinky-head?

[*AHIMSA*]

Oooh, poo poo heads! :nana:

[TreeManEarthSteward]

right on the poo poo head money, the money we share as dirty money !

skylark boudica of the 21st century doth reign my orange face head!

[pkk]

right on the poo poo head money, the money we share as dirty money !

skylark boudica of the 21st century doth reign my orange face head!

Those are fightin' words.