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Amy SF
October 25th, 2007, 10:58 PM
The Veggieboards Halloween Party!

Come one, come all and welcome to the VB Halloween Party!

Come on in
take off your skin
and sit around in your bones!
Come on in
take off your skin
and sit around in your bones!

*The door slowly creaks open*

*A maniacal laugh is heard in the background*

Wait, is that Vincent Price? But he’s dddddead!

*the cheesy sound of chains rattling is heard*

hehe I never tire of that Halloween sounds effect audio tape I found at Pic-N-Save!

*hands out generous glasses of pumpkin juice to all ghosts*

Good evening, boos and ghouls! :hi:

*cranks up the volume on the stereo, and JS Bach’s Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor booms out of the speakers*

http://www.midicenter.com/midi/midi_files/classical/Tocatta_Fugue.mid

Now, discussion of All Hallow’s Eve will naturally lead to a discussion of which horror movies one likes best. I’m going to get the eyeball rolling and state that the original “Halloween” with Jamie Lee Curtis, naturally, is my #1 choice. But of course, there are others. Since I prefer psychological horror as opposed to gorefests, the list will include the classic 1930's films from Universal, such as The Wolf Man, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Mummy and Dracula. I also admire such recent classics as the 1985 film Re-Animator and the 1981 film An American Werewolf in London, especially since both films have plenty of humor to spare. As a matter of fact, Re-Animator is based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft.

Now, with horror literature, this is a genre that dates back centuries and is well represesented. Lovecraft, Bram Stoker (who wrote Dracula), Edgar Allan Poe, Shirley Jackson, Stephen King, etc. all have a prodigious output that is well worth reading. King, in particular, wrote Carrie and The Shining, which also inspired popular film adaptations. More about The Shining in a minute.

There was one particular ghost story that I read when I was young and stayed with me for quite a while. Unfortunately, over the years, life intervened and I finally forgot about it, until recently, when it suddenly popped back into my head (coincidence?). I couldn’t remember the title or the author’s name, so I started searching the internet, and found it on Amazon. It is Jane-Emily, by Patricia Clapp. It had fallen out of print a long time ago, but I was pleased to learn it was due to be reissued this year, and it is now available as a new edition: Jane-Emily (http://www.amazon.com/o/ASIN/0061245011/ref=s9_asin_title_1/002-0287746-6338425?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=1XXXDAB2218T9RHBGPVG&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=288448401&pf_rd_i=507846)

Now, in regards to The Shining, the story is that Stephen King was inspired to write the novel while staying at The Stanley Hotel in Estes Park, Colorado. The neoclassical design, as well as the hotel’s ghost lore (and what respectable hotel doesn’t have at least one ghost floating around?) were the inspirations for the hotel he described in his book. From Wikipedia:

“The Stanley Hotel is a majestic 138-room Georgian hotel in Estes Park, Colorado. Located within sight of the Rocky Mountain National Park, the Stanley offers panoramic views of the Rockies. It was built in 1909 by Freelan O. Stanley of Stanley Steamer fame and catered to the rich and famous. The hotel and its surrounding lands are listed on the National Register of Historic Places. The Stanley has hosted many famous guests, including Unsinkable Molly Brown, John Philip Sousa, Theodore Roosevelt, the Emperor and Empress of Japan, and a variety of Hollywood personalities. The Stanley Hotel also hosted Stephen King for five months while he wrote The Shining.

In addition to its regular guests, the hotel is reported to play host to a number of otherworldly visitors. The most notable is F.O. Stanley himself who is most often seen in the lobby and the Billiard Room, which was his favorite room when he was still alive. On one such occasion, he was said to have appeared during a tour group’s visit to the Billiard Room, materializing behind a member of the tour. Bartenders at the old hotel also report having seen F.O. stroll through the bar, disappearing when they try to cut him off at the kitchen. Flora Stanley purportedly haunts the hotel as well, continuing to entertain guests with her piano playing in the Music room. Employees and guests have reported hearing music coming from the room, and when they take a peek into the room they can see the piano keys moving. However, as soon as someone walks across the thresh-hold to investigate further, the music stops and no more movement can be seen upon the keys of the piano.”

For reservations, call 1-800-976-1377 or visit their website at
http://www.stanleyhotel.com

If your cultural tastes run to cartoons, there are at least two cartoonists that I know of whose ghoulishly humorous cartoons have delighted fans for decades: the late Charles Addams, who mostly drew for New Yorker magazine, and Gahan Wilson, who has also drawn for The New Yorker, in addition to other publications and has been compared to Charles Addams. The ghoulish but unnamed “family” which appeared frequently in Addams’ cartoons ultimately inspired the TV series “The Addams Family”, a favorite of my childhood and still one of my favorite television programs. Addams was married for the third time in 1980 in a pet cemetery; his bride stated that “Charles thought it would be romantic.”

Now, if you are interested in television horror, I recommend buying or renting the DVD sets of HBO’s Tales from the Crypt. It ran for seven seasons, from 1989 to 1996, and features plenty of genuine scares and chills along with a generous helping of devishly good humor. And you gotta admit, that cryptkeeper is hot!

If you are the type of person who likes hanging out in cemeteries, especially on All Hallow’s Eve, here are some with a strong reputation for being haunted:

http://genealogy.about.com/od/haunted_graveyards/a/cemeteries.htm

Now, Charles Addams was not the only person who chose to get married in a cemetery, whether for pet or human. Since the dead are thought to rise and walk amongst the living on Halloween anyway, October 31st is considered an ideal time to conduct weddings among the gravestones. So, whether you are a member of a cemetery wedding party or simply one of the invited guests, be aware of your surroundings; you never know who else might turn up, uninvited...

What should you expect if you attend a cemetery wedding at Halloween? This description is taken from the 1999 book Multicultural Celebrations: Today’s Rules of Etiquette For Life’s Special Occasions by folklorist Noreen Dresser. In the main chapter on Marrying, in the subsection titled Emerging Traditions, this one is called “Vampire Weddings”:

“Here comes the bride, all dressed in black.” That’s what happens at vampire weddings. An unforgettable one occurred in a small cemetery on Halloween night, 1992. The bride wore an elaborate satin wedding gown in black with purple accents that she herself had fashioned. She carried a purple floral bouquet with black ribbons. The groom and his attendants wore black leather jackets. The only member of the wedding party not dressed in black was the tearful flower ghoul, a five-year-old dressed in white. Even the six-tiered devil’s-food wedding cake continued the theme, its chocolate frosting trimmed with black roses and spider-webs. Atop the uppermost layer reigned a skeleton bride and groom.

Costumes and fangs were de rigueur for the over one hundred wedding guests, who had carefully followed the dress code noted in the black and purple wedding invitations along with the warning “Bring your own flashlight.” The cemetery was alive with black capes and stand-ins for Dracula, Marie Antoinette, the Energizer rabbit, nuns, witches, cadavers, ghosts, and the grim reaper with scythe.

Members of a local hearse club added a macabre touch with eight parked hearses alongside the road next to the tombstones, some carrying open caskets and candelabra. Their president, Catrina Coffin, ensured that members left lasting impressions, such as the man costumed as a car-accident victim with blood, gore, and maggots oozing from his fake wounds.

At eleven-thirty a hearse carrying the bride and groom pulled into the eerily lit cemetery where carved, glittering jack-o’-lanterns set atop tall tombstones illuminated the way to the makeshift altar in front of a tall tombstone with a six-foot-high candelabrum holding purple candles and decorated with a black floral wreath and purple ribbons. Paper ghosts strung in trees and bats hanging from branches added to the spooky atmosphere.

With a live violinist dressed as the Phantom of the Opera playing the theme song from that musical, the bride and groom slowly followed their attendants and flower ghoul down an aisle created by luminarias [loo-mee-nar-ee-oz] (paper bags placed on the ground holding flickering candles). They arrived in front of a minister from the Secular Church of Humanistic Agnosticism, who wore a black top hat, black tuxedo jacket, and white T-shirt. Following a brief sermon, he asked the couple, “Do you promise to love each other and be cool until doomsday?” They replied affirmatively, to which he responded, “Excellent, very excellent.” When he pronounced the couple husband and wife, an enthusiastic guest called out, “Bite her!” After the crowd’s cheers died down, the bride shouted, “Let them eat cake!” And they did.

Gifts: Candles, candelabra, stake (steak) knives.

Amy SF
October 25th, 2007, 10:58 PM
*”Monster Mash” by Bobby “Boris” Pickett now plays on stereo*

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash

Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

Everybody dance!

*casual conversation is heard among the nondancers*

“Have you started your Christmas shopping yet” (haha)

“Are you kidding? It’s not December yet!”

“It’s never too early to start. And seeing how it’s Halloween, I have the perfect place for you to start shopping. There is a shop in eastern Los Angeles County called Skeletons in the Closet (http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/) that is run by the LA Coroner’s office. Really, there is such a place! It’s been written up in magazine and newspaper articles. They sell T-shirts, mugs, caps, keychains, magnets, mouse pads, body bags - “

“BODY BAGS?”

“Yup. Of course, all proceeds from the store benefit the Coroner Department’s Youthful Drunk Driver Program.”

“Youthful Drunk Driver Program? Don’t tell me the coroner’s department wants youths to drive drunk!”

“Of course not, silly. It’s designed to scare young drivers into NOT driving drunk! The money for the program comes from the store.”

“Sounds good to me? How do I order?”

You can order online: http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/

or by phone, fax or catalog:

(From their FAQS window)


. How can I obtain a catalog?
1. To obtain a catalog you can e-mail us, mail a request to
Skeletons In The Closet
1104 N. Mission Road
Los Angeles, CA 90033
UNITED STATES
, or request one by phone at (323)343-0760.
2. Where are you located?
We are located at
1104 N. Mission Road
Los Angeles, CA 90033
UNITED STATES
For store hours and directions on how to get to our gift shop, see “About Our Store”.
3. Can I order by phone, fax, on-line etc?
Yes, you can order products by either method. Our phone number is (323) 343-0760 and our fax number is (323) 221-9768.
4. Do you ship orders out of the country?
Yes, we ship orders out of the country. For information on the shipping fees, please see “Shipping Policy ”.
5. How long will it take for me to receive my order?
If the merchandise is available and in stock at the time of ordering, it normally takes about 7-10 business days to process your order and ship it. During holidays, orders may take longer due to the busy season.
6. What are your most popular items?
Our most popular items are the Coroner Tee Shirts and the Woven Beach Towels.
7. What are your policies on returns or exchanges?
Please see “Refunds and Exchange Policy” for details.
8. Does Skeletons In the Closet take back orders?
No, no back orders are accepted. Your order is taken while enough inventory is available. All Internet orders are final.
9. Why do I get a page with "your session is expired" message and lose ordered products in my shopping cart?
To properly maintain our product inventory, the system removes abandoned orders every half hour. Shopping carts of inactive uncompleted orders are cleared during the process. If you leave the session idle for more than 25 minutes during your shopping, you might come across the session expiration page. Please complete your purchase in a timely manner.

*the doorbell rings and more ghosts arrive to deaden up the party*

karenlovessnow
October 26th, 2007, 07:39 AM
I'm here....I didn't know what to bring however...you seem to have covered IT ALL!! :D

ForestGlade34
October 26th, 2007, 09:04 AM
LOL........go Amy, I was working on a thread last night, but its a tad psychotic so I probably won't be posting it, unless Michael (Myers also) makes a password protected adult zone on VB, which btw, would be ACE !! ( still have my draft of it though and I will probably keep it and add to it some more, and save it for a day when VB goes ADULT :D_in more ways than one!! :p)

Amy SF
October 26th, 2007, 10:15 AM
I really don't think so.

But hey I like your porn-star-covered-in-blood costume anyway. :shifty:

animallover7249
October 26th, 2007, 11:53 AM
:hi: I'm here! I'm here!

Amy SF
October 26th, 2007, 11:56 AM
Hi! *hands chelsea a vegan cupcake; vanilla with orange frosting and chocolate sprinkles*

animallover7249
October 26th, 2007, 11:59 AM
Yay!

-turns up the music-

-eats-

-Hands amy halloween candy-

Scorpius
October 26th, 2007, 12:00 PM
Can I bring my cat?
If so, I'm in!

animallover7249
October 26th, 2007, 12:01 PM
Ohhh if she can bring her kitty I want to bring my babies, too!

Scorpius
October 26th, 2007, 12:24 PM
Clarise loves Halloween as long as there are no dogs involved and lots of food for her. :)

Her name is even Halloween-ey..."Hellooo Clarisssseeeee...."

Amy SF
October 26th, 2007, 01:21 PM
At the Veggieboards party, pets are not only allowed but welcome. :)

As long as Clarise doesn't try to catch and eat any of the bats we have flying around here. (I thought live bats would add a nice touch to the atmosphere.)

animallover7249
October 26th, 2007, 01:49 PM
Ohhh!!!!!

-Brings in all her furbabies-

(2 dogs, 2chinchillas, 2rats, 1 snake, 10 frogs, 1 lizards, 1 hamster, 1 rabbit, 2 fish, and my sister's cat and 4 gunieapigs)

Melanie
October 26th, 2007, 03:17 PM
*peeks in*

What's going on in here? :)

animallover7249
October 26th, 2007, 03:42 PM
-Grabs cassiopeia's arm and drags her into the party-

karenlovessnow
October 26th, 2007, 07:37 PM
Yeah, so I show up first and Chelsea gets the cupcake... :stinkeye:

isowish
October 26th, 2007, 07:40 PM
*parties*


oh, I am dressed as a pirate of course :D

animallover7249
October 26th, 2007, 07:46 PM
Yeah, so I show up first and Chelsea gets the cupcake... :stinkeye:

-Hands karen a pumpkin shaped CAKE-

Oh, give kate a piece...


:p

karenlovessnow
October 26th, 2007, 07:59 PM
:nana: Woo Hoo!!!

Amy SF
October 26th, 2007, 08:12 PM
I -hic- put out refreshments for -hic- everybody. :dizzy:

karenlovessnow
October 26th, 2007, 08:17 PM
Uh, 'scuse me, but it specifically says you 'handed' Chelsea a cupcake
But not a problem...I have a whole cake now that I'm sharing with Kate!! It's all good! ...:beer: Cheers.

animallover7249
October 26th, 2007, 08:38 PM
:lol:

animallover7249
October 26th, 2007, 08:39 PM
-Hands out delicious treats to all the furbabies-

Starblossom
October 27th, 2007, 02:35 AM
mm cupcakes

Serenstar
October 27th, 2007, 08:42 AM
*peaks in* CAKE?! :boobies: