We Need a Wanking Thread!!

[Walter]

Yeah, we certainly do!!

And what a better way to talk about wanking, then to start with our very own administrator's wanking habits!!

I certainly can't think of one!

[Teri]

I never understood his attraction for buttered sweetcorn...

[Walter]

And that one he has of his mom!!

[Teri]

Or your one for those glow-in the-dark thingies...

[Kreeli]

I'm a wanking virgin. Bear with me as I get used to wanking around all of you wankers, who are also wanking.

Wow. This is the wankiest wanky-wank that ever wanked.

Wank.

[Walter]

Lol... have you been taking your B12 Kreeli? :D

[Michael]

I'm starting to think I should have made a seperate forum for post slutting and wanking...

[Teri]

Forum is the name of a sex magazine... (I'm told)

[Michael]

I don't know anything about any of that.

[Teri]

mmm . ok. :D

[Vegankat]

My ex-boyfriend admitted to wanking more than 10 times a day, but he'd never have sex with me. He wasn't good for my self esteem. ;_;

[Teri]

what a wanker!

[Tame]

Forum? Sex magazine? Would that be the Penthouse Forum magazine? :D
I read that a few times - consists of stories from "readers". Could be just me, but I didn't know that pool cleaners got laid that often...

[Walter]

10? Wow.

My record is like 3... although Ed's done like 6... though he probably wouldn't appreciate me telling you so:D

[Michael]

Actually I don't appreciate you telling me so. Too much information!!!

[Teri]

I think it's funny, and not too much information at all :D

[Kreeli]

...why mikie told me I wasn't allowed to participate in his wanking games with Ed (whilst chatting with him on AIM oh-so-many moons ago). Is that sexist thing, or what?

[Ana]

Kreeli - I think maybe they were scared of losing. After all, girls don't need that bounce-back time...

[Walter]

bounce back time:confused:

[Vegankat]

Ya know, you gotta recharge your batteries. Well, we don't. ~_^

[I r produce]

what is this post slutting thou speakest of?

[Vegankat]

The next best thing to wanking, which is the next best thing to the real thing. ^_^

[I r produce]

Whoa! 25 posts! I am half way to my custom icony thing! Yeah!!!

[Walter]

scrathes notes down on napkin

Continue!! Continue!

[I r produce]

Vingt-huit!