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nigel
October 27th, 2006, 02:57 PM
I'm starting my own petting zoo.

I'm the only attraction.

VB members get in free.

Contributing members get a cup of grapes that they can feed me.
Amy SF
October 27th, 2006, 03:47 PM
You're the only attraction??? Too bad.

I came to pet a baby goat. :(
nigel
October 27th, 2006, 03:48 PM
You're the only attraction??? Too bad.

I came to pet a baby goat. :(

I just came from one of those. It was upsetting.
jeezycreezy
October 27th, 2006, 03:50 PM
You're the only attraction??? Too bad.

I came to pet a baby goat. :(

What luck! I came here to pet a small cock*.


*cock –noun
1. a male chicken; rooster.
nigel
October 27th, 2006, 03:50 PM
You're the only attraction??? Too bad.

I came to pet a baby goat. :(


And what do you mean "only attraction?!!"

By my calculations, you're probably only about an hour and a half away from Redlands. You could be the first to pet nigel!
nigel
October 27th, 2006, 03:51 PM
OK, I guess I said "only attraction," but I didn't mean it like that.
troub
October 27th, 2006, 05:16 PM
*grabs jeezy's cup of grapes*

*eats grapes*

*throws empty cup at nigel*

:p
nigel
October 27th, 2006, 05:18 PM
What luck! I came here to pet a small cock*.


This board has more cross-overs than Buffy.
Thalia
October 27th, 2006, 05:37 PM
What luck! I came here to pet a small cock*.What about those looking for some big ones?
nigel
October 27th, 2006, 05:43 PM
What luck! I came here to pet a small cock*.


Nigel's Petting Zoo does not endorse this comment.




(this venture isn't going as planned)
Blue Plastic Straw
October 27th, 2006, 09:37 PM
Personally I prefer to pet goats, especially the ones with horns.
nigel
October 27th, 2006, 10:27 PM
That's because you've never petted nigel.

Not yet.
Tame
October 27th, 2006, 10:41 PM
Nigel's Petting Zoo does not endorse this comment.




(this venture isn't going as planned)


Does this help?
Tame
October 27th, 2006, 10:43 PM
On the other hand, at Tame's Petting Zoo (a division of Tame Dawg Enterprises):

(Is it bad mine is inflatable? :surprised )
nigel
October 27th, 2006, 10:47 PM
Man, you are SO not moving in on my turf (unless you want to pet me and feed me grapes).
Tame
October 27th, 2006, 10:51 PM
Too late.

<<<<Starts putting V: The Series posters on the walls.
MOMO17
October 28th, 2006, 07:11 PM
*grabs jeezy's cup of grapes*

*eats grapes*

*throws empty cup at nigel*

:p
oh man that is funny!:guitar:
lol:lol: