Lol....I guess this means the meeting of the minds has finished? :D

heh. yeah more like a meeting of some minds and another dude thats really bad with numbers http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7581/moskingqa5.gif im like, duh, i trust yoose heaps, where do i sign?!! :dunce:

:lol:

All hail the accountants

that brings the two of us right back to the subject of animals australia. :D im gonna be claiming that extra 5 bucks that they scammed out of me the other day. lol

:) :)

I'm heading off to SS.

:eek: Good Grief Bof

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html

SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.
The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."
Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours' community work.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.

:eek: Good Grief Bof

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html

SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".


I love it. :up:

Erm... I may be a couple of hundred pages late, but http://www.dexpot.de/forum/images/smiles/wave.gif I am an Aussie too!

I have never been there though, I was born and brought up in UK and have only just realised I could have dual nationality so I have just got my passport. I am very excited!

My mother was from Rockhampton, Qld. Coincidentally my OH has family in Brisbane and Gladstone so we are heading over to Oz in August to see everyone..

My mother was from Rockhampton, Qld.

You'd better be prepared as Rocky is the Beef Capital (http://www.queenslandholidays.com.au/destinations/central-queensland/places-to-visit/rockhampton/) of Australia. :down:

SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak "Australian".

anyone who comes out with **** like that was probably meant to be an aussie :)

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life.


Yep...he's definitely trying to assimilate into the culture.

yeah. lets turn this into an alcohol bashing thread :)

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

He means Ostrayian :yes:

this clip heals the pain for me today


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You are ****ing dead when you get home matey. I've just seen your handy work over at BA.

no ****, you are a BASTARD. :furious: :lol:

revenge is sweet http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/3316/tfr612ix4.gif dont worry, ill fess up later :)

this clip heals the pain for me today




Coincidentally, I watched 2 episodes of LB with my tucker this evening. Nana bitty! Outrageously funny.

this clip heals the pain for me today

What bloody pain man?

I could understand your pain if you actually worked in an office. http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/shared/emoticons/razz.gif

The orchard worker later called back and said: "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

He means Ostrayian :yes:

You mean stra'ian.

Oh did anyone see on the 7.30 report a few nights ago about some goat abattoir being shut down in queensland due to a labor shortage/immigration laws?

Oh did anyone see on the 7.30 report a few nights ago about some goat abattoir being shut down in queensland due to a labor shortage/immigration laws?

And the 'good' news on last night's 7:30 Report was that it's not closing. :down:
Apparently, it's the world's biggest goat abattoir. :(

I admit I felt really bad for the employees who would lose their jobs, especially the Vietnamese families who had settled here.

It processes 2000 goats per day though.... eeek =/

I admit I felt really bad for the employees who would lose their jobs, especially the Vietnamese families who had settled here.

It processes 2000 goats per day though.... eeek =/

'Processes' as opposed to killing and chopping up!

I find the term processing even more disturbing though for some reason. Sounds so clinical.

What bloody pain man?

I could understand your pain if you actually worked in an office. http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/shared/emoticons/razz.gif

just spending the day in someone elses office was pain enough :)