Orgasmic Avocado Dip
Category: Appetizers and Dips

Suitable for a: vegan diet


Ingredients:
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2 Diced Avocados
Juice of 1 Lime
Juice of 1/4 Orange
2 tablespoons chunky salsa
1 teaspoon minced Red Onion
Salt
Pepper


Instructions:
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Toss ingredients together.


Additional comments:
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Beware. People cannot stop eating this once they start.

Orange is a new one. I'll have to try adding that next time I make it.

I have this visual in my head:

2 Diced Avocados with 1 Lime, skin and all, sitting in the middle of the bowl, followed by 1/4 Orange in one large wedge and 1 tiny teaspoon minced Red Onion and an undetermined amount of Salt and Pepper.

VERY funny visual :D

I have this visual in my head:

2 Diced Avocados with 1 Lime, skin and all, sitting in the middle of the bowl, followed by 1/4 Orange in one large wedge and 1 tiny teaspoon minced Red Onion and an undetermined amount of Salt and Pepper.

VERY funny visual :D

:lol:

I was imagining the lime sitting in the bowl surrounded by diced avacado pieces too!

So Natural chick, do you just squeeze the juice out of the citrus fruits, or what?

I need to know cause I need to try this! It sounds yummy!:sunny:

:lol: I was thinking the same thing. That would be a pretty interesting fruit salad, eh?

omg! this is soooo good!

Is this a fruit salad or a dip? I was going to make it like guacamole, but then it said "toss together" which usually means salad. If it is a salad, how do you cut the citrus? If making it like a guac, I assume you use just the juice. Salt and pepper is usually to taste, no specific amount.

What I really want to know is: are the orgasm inducing properties guaranteed? I mean, if I eat this stuff and don't have an orgasm, do I get some sort of refund?

lol. Yes, you squeeze the juices. Sorry, everyone! I edited the recipe to be more clear. Orgasm inducing properties guaranteed!

This is a dip. The avocado is diced and everything is tossed so it is salad like, but I've always used tortilla chips to scoop it up. Other suggestions welcome.

The orange does make all the difference. It just adds a sweet, refreshing tang.

What I really want to know is: are the orgasm inducing properties guaranteed? I mean, if I eat this stuff and don't have an orgasm, do I get some sort of refund?

Just take the dip with you back to the store and tell the cashier it did not give you an orgasm.