Found on a personals site:

About me and what I'm looking for
I am [xx] years old, Hair brown Height: [xx],[xxx] pounds, Dark brown eyes, mixed complexion Very easy to talk to, looking for adult conversation and someone to spend time with. I am looking for a romantic relationship.I am [XX (note: different age than what the site says)] and looking for someone to enjoy a good friendship with. Someone who loves life the way it was meant for us to enjoy.I love to do the things that's termed "guy things" like fishing, hunting, and building. You should see me with tools!am sexy and good and great always looking for who will help me and always seroius. and good and nice and pretty and intelligent and great. I love to laugh. But at the same time I like intellectual and meaningful conversation.l am seeking a Honest, caring, loving and affectionate Guy.family is very lmportant cause l need guy that put family first and No Games
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favorite things:
l have a alot of favorite this to do, but l am going to talk about little here.first l like eating vegetarian food and my best colour is Blue and l like shopping at walmart.keeping the rest for my match.
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Daily diet: Vegetarian/Vegan

:dizzy:

OMG, that is so funny.:lol: Very mixed message. Sounds like a good one.:p

Hehehe, that's what makes personal's sites fun. Crazy people!

It's also curious how many women's photos show them

a) holding a dead fish
or
b) sitting next to, or holding, a glass of wine
or
c) with a guy's arm around them

Well hunting (nor fishing) and having a veg*n diet are not mutually exclusive. We have a veg*n hunter here on VB for example.

I think "mixed complexion" says it all :dizzy: This could actually be quite disturbing. :-/

Wow. Omg wow. :no: There are so many things I could comment on. But all I'm going to say is;
Shopping at Wal-Mart is important enough to her that it made her (short) list of favorite things in a freakin' personal ad? :wall: Woah.

The fact that "her best color is Blue" is one of her favorite things? :p

Looks like an ad best left unanswered :p

This is the best sentence:

"am sexy and good and great always looking for who will help me and always seroius."

You said it, sister.

That is just.... messed up on SO many levels...

Whew. Makes my brain spin to even read it.

It's also curious how many women's photos show them

a) holding a dead fish
or
b) sitting next to, or holding, a glass of wine
or
c) with a guy's arm around them

A: They like to have fun, but obviously not your kind of fun. It's "culturally correct" and they are doing both you and the guy they're looking for a favor, so long as this really is what they mean.

B: That one would have been marked off my list instantly. "Class" is what is meant to be conveyed, but it's about as classy as a cigarette in the mouth.

C can mean one of two things, but both things would have put them out of the race for me. The most obvious indication is that there is another guy around and they are not over him, hence they used the picture for their profile. The other is possibility is that they are not aware of what messages their actions send. They're likely to step square on your foot and expect you to apologize for yelping out suddenly.

A: They like to have fun, but obviously not your kind of fun. It's "culturally correct" and they are doing both you and the guy they're looking for a favor, so long as this really is what they mean.

B: That one would have been marked off my list instantly. "Class" is what is meant to be conveyed, but it's about as classy as a cigarette in the mouth.

C can mean one of two things, but both things would have put them out of the race for me. The most obvious indication is that there is another guy around and they are not over him, hence they used the picture for their profile. The other is possibility is that they are not aware of what messages their actions send. They're likely to step square on your foot and expect you to apologize for yelping out suddenly.

I may have to disagree on B and C... women would want to show a picture where they're dressed up and maybe the pictures were taken at a social event. could be a relative.

anthony, darling....

she listed "shopping at Walmart" under her "favorite things"

'nuff said :D

run forest... run!:lol:

Oh, this isn't someone I'm at all interested in - I just found the set of statements notable.

I'm sure that many of the guys in photos are relatives, but they often look like bar or par-tay settings, not dress-up occasions.

you all better stop making fun of my ad RIGHT NOW.

you all better stop making fun of my ad RIGHT NOW.



:lol:

someday, someway, I will find my vegan fisherman prince, and we shall shop at walmart together and all of you will cry, because of our sexy good greatness.

/me refuses to sport a mullet

A trophy hunter I assume.

<<<wonders if WalMart has a wedding registry.

(((shudder)))

someday, someway, I will find my vegan fisherman prince, and we shall shop at walmart together and all of you will cry, because of our sexy good greatness.


I asked my Mom what a vegan fisherman prince was and she sent me to my room for saying a bad word.