what are yours?

I will say my recent one after someone posts.

*posts

*waits

:p

I don't wanna go into too many details but probably when I met a certain drop dead gorgeous 'Miss Terry' at a nightclub & went home with her only to discover why she was a 'Mistery' - more than I'd bargained for in the genital department I'm embarassed to say. Turned out she / he was an 'alternative' Miss World runner up. (Prison rules apply)

Oh wow, that is embarrasing! :eek:

Lord, I have tons of them. One was a 'morning after' a couple of years ago; I rolled out of a relatively new relationship's bed (I think we were play wrestling and he dumped me out) and I sat there on the floor and suddenly started my period on his white carpet! That was super embarassing, though he was TOTALLY cool and took it in stride.

Anything to do with relationships will eventually have some embarassing moments.

Oooh, a recent one: there was a totally cute guy in on of my classes and I met him in the hall one day. We started to talk and I was SO close to asking him out, but then our paths diverged (he kept walking straight and I had to turn right up some stairs) and instead of stopping or asking him out right then, I just ran away up the stairs w/out saying goodbye or anything! I was mortified at my shyness and stupidity (and lack of manners!).

i accidently sent a naughty text message to my boyfriends mom. :S

Woah! Big whoops :lol:

What did she say?

Lord, I have tons of them. One was a 'morning after' a couple of years ago; I rolled out of a relatively new relationship's bed (I think we were play wrestling and he dumped me out) and I sat there on the floor and suddenly started my period on his white carpet! That was super embarassing, though he was TOTALLY cool and took it in stride.
:surprised It is good that he was cool about it though.

In my early 20's, still living with the parents, trying to throw a hint to a young woman, who's typically pretty smart

Me: "... and I am going to be home all alone by my lonesome self."
Her: "You mean, like without a babysitter?"
Me: "Yeah. I guess I am too old for that. Aren't I? Don't know why I said that."


Another one. I was at Denny's with only scrap change in my pockets. My then girlfriend and I were nursing cups of coffee and playing Magic. The waitress came and told us we had to move on if we did not order something. Naive me thought she understood that we did not have money, so I ordered something. The end of the night came, and I was talking to my gf:

Me: Tell her she does not have to give it all to us free. I have some change.
Her: You'd better darn well have change. I only have enough for what I ordered!

I don't think she ever caught on that I misunderstood. Thank God...

Back in the day I spent the night at my boyfriends parents house for the first time. He said it was okay. In the morning he went to work and told me to sleep in if I wanted. Parents did not know I was there. His mom opens his door in the morning to see me in his bed to put his laundry away. She said "good morning." I think I was out of that door in two seconds flat.:surprised

Later we all laughed about it. I am sure there is many more.:stinkeye:

Woah! Big whoops :lol:

What did she say?

she just kept teasing him about my nickname for him :S. now anytime he leaves the room she reads his messages, haha.

then yesterday I almost did it agian, my boyfriends phone doesnt call/text out so he messages me on his moms phone. yesterday i had texted him agian before he went to work, he texted back that he was leaving for work and i realized i texted the wrong phone.

he cought it before his mom saw, but i got to freak out over it until he got home from work that day. pfft.

Back in my 20's...

After a ...um... rather "intimate" evening with my boyfriend (in his car) I couldn't locate my panties - he said not to worry about, he'd find them the next morning when it was light... since this had happened a time or two before (you'd think I'd learn) I wasn't overly concerned and it was sort-of a joke with us by this point....

Well, this time, evidently wherever they were hiding, they fell out in his driveway when he got out of the car and his DAD found them the next morning as he left for work... wouldn't have been so bad, but the next time I was over, his dad remarked as we left... "No more black lace in the driveway, OK kids?" :sealed:

I had some "crawl under the carpet" moments when I was dating Mr. Tess and living with my mother while I was in law school (he was practically living with us). One time she walked in on us naked in my room, and if she had walked in about 2 minutes sooner, she would have caught us in the act!

Another time we were lying out in the hammock in the backyard, and thinking we were alone, I said something of an extremely intimate nature to him (at a normal speaking volume), and he whispered, "Uh, I think your mom's still out here." Mortified, I held my breath for about an entire minute, then cautiously said, "Mom?" at exactly the same volume. She immediately answered, "Yes?" I'm far more embarrassed by that than by having her walk in on us naked. I still want to die when I think about that. But she never let on that she overheard.

I was growing my 'down there hair' back for a wax and, erm, long story short my boyfriend has stubble rash on his cheeks and chin for a good 3 days afterwards...

I got home from Albuquerque last week and my daughter (insert appropriate teen-eye-rolling here) said "Mom, you need to be more careful, you have a bruise on your neck that almost looks like a HICKIE again! Thank god everyone knows that MOMS don't get hickies..."

This was back in college, during a big football game. I am not big into football, but it is a fun time to party with the campus. So I had just started dating my girlfriend, and we decide we do a tequila brunch (with another person). Basically we hung out in the morning taking shots of tequila while munching on chips and salsa. Not the most healthy thing, but we were having fun. So after we finish the bottle, my SO has to go to pep band to get ready for the game. I decide to go hang out tail gating for a while with some other friends. Well after I had enough I wasn't feeling so well, so I went back to my SO place to see if she was back from the game. She wasn't and I wasn't feeling well so I decided to take a nap in her bed. While I was napping I vomitted all over her bed and was too sick and wasted to clean it up properly so I just fell back asleep. She finally did come home and she sees me in her bed with vomit everywhere. She was so nice about it though she helped me up and took care of all the sheets while I tried to feel better. We like to bring it up every once in and a while and laugh about it.

I don't wanna go into too many details but probably when I met a certain drop dead gorgeous 'Miss Terry' at a nightclub & went home with her only to discover why she was a 'Mistery' - more than I'd bargained for in the genital department I'm embarassed to say. Turned out she / he was an 'alternative' Miss World runner up. (Prison rules apply)

she's quite creative with her name too :)
i'd love to meet her but i hardly have a chance meeting someone like that with me being a girl and all that

I don't know, Vicky. I guess the big question here would be if Lesbians ever attract trannies...... You know where I am going with this, right? ;)

I am not sure if this story fits into what you mean, but I remember once one of my boyfriends thought it would be funny to wear some of my clothes (including underwear) to my moms birthday party.

"P*ssy farts" when you are with someone new.....I forget the cutsie word for these things...something like "queef" or "queeb"........

When I was a teenager, I was fooling around with my bf in his room at his parents house, and I couldn't find my panties afterwards (his room was a sty!).
I just went home without them , and forgot all about it, until I was watching TV at his place, and his mom comes up the stairs with my freshly laundered panties sitting atop all of his laundry. She hands them to me and says, " I think these are your's dear", and just walks off!

I could have actually died!

his dad remarked as we left... "No more black lace in the driveway, OK kids?" :sealed:
Black lace, eh? :naughty:

Most embarassing for the other party: I was ummmmmm delivering lingual attention when she let one rip, basically in my face. (I'm not talking about a queef here, if you get my drift)

Alternately, I was at lunch with someone who was really proud of her new job and refused to let me pick up the tab. We were at a wholly unremarkable Chinese buffet that she liked, and as we approached the cashier she was going on about how she was going to pay - then she found that she had no $ on her and turned beet red before she humbly asked me to bail her out. A few months before that she, I, and a mutual friend were driving somewhere and she was going on about how Stairway to Heaven wasn't so great, etc., and didn't realize that it was playing *as she was talking about it*.

Most embarassing por moi? Perhaps recently when I invited someone to a first-real-date-after-the-coffee-ritual, at an Ethiopian place a bit off the main strip. Turned out that they're closed on *Wednesdays*, so when she met me there we agreed to go to a different Ethiopian place, which I for some reason I can't fathom thought was within walking distance. After about four blocks the truth dawned on me and I sheepishly confessed, so we walked back and drove. I was horribly embarassed, and feared that I'd completely blown it, having encountered "scorekeepers". She took it in stride, though. :smitten:

Another was when someone I was involved with elected to give me a hickey on my neck the night before I had a medical appointment. The doc didn't bat an eyelash the next day - I don't know how I could have explained it if she had.

I don't know, Vicky. I guess the big question here would be if Lesbians ever attract trannies...... You know where I am going with this, right? ;)
Have TNS take you to the ReBar, Timberline, and Wild Rose next time you're in Seattle and you can see for yourself :D

When my boyfriend and I first started dating he decided it would be a good idea to put a hickey on my neck the first time I was meeting his (conservative, religious, uptight) parents, and then not tell me about it so I spent the morning with my hair up and no makeup on it. I wanted to kill him.

Also I once choked on something and vomited all over him... he took it in stride even though he has an irrational fear of vomit.

When I was a teenager, I was fooling around with my bf in his room at his parents house, and I couldn't find my panties afterwards (his room was a sty!).
I just went home without them , and forgot all about it, until I was watching TV at his place, and his mom comes up the stairs with my freshly laundered panties sitting atop all of his laundry. She hands them to me and says, " I think these are your's dear", and just walks off!

I could have actually died!


:sweat: :lol:

Thats ok, when I was in highschool my boyfriend's parents decided to clean his room/bathroom for him as a suprise while he was out of town...they found used condoms in his trash can.