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View Full Version : POLL: Oral sex (cunnilingus) and candy corns
remilard
06-20-05, 04:39 AM
Don't ask, informal research.
kirkjobsluder
06-20-05, 05:27 AM
Ok, I won't ask about the link between candy corn and oral sex. I will ask whether your university's human subjects committee knows that you may or may not be performing psychological experiments in surrealism here?
kpickell
06-20-05, 05:38 AM
Oops, I voted wrong. Change one Yes to a No.
Elena99
06-20-05, 05:43 AM
My "no" is specifically to the candy corns.
>>Oral sex (cunnilingus) and candy corns >>
The former but not the latter (candy corn is gross!).
>>I will ask whether your university's human subjects committee knows that you may or may not be performing psychological experiments in surrealism here?
>>
ha!!
AngelOfDance
06-20-05, 06:39 AM
you are so weird. :stinkeye:
Rotting
06-20-05, 07:24 AM
I voted yes, and I hate candy corn.
medic99
06-20-05, 11:28 AM
it's difficult to imagine cunniligus and candy corn in the same sentence. i don't know how to vote. i guess one could eat the candy corn after the cunnilingus. i don't see how you could use them in the act. if it's good, i don't want to spoil the taste with candy!
you are a little whacked dude. and that's just an observation, not a put down.
Pasta>Cruelty
06-20-05, 11:49 AM
it's difficult to imagine cunniligus and candy corn in the same sentence. i don't know how to vote. i guess one could eat the candy corn after the cunnilingus. i don't see how you could use them in the act. if it's good, i don't want to spoil the taste with candy!
you are a little whacked dude. and that's just an observation, not a put down.
How is that not a put down? Do people liked being called "whacked"?
I voted no because I dislike candy corn and have never had (and will never have, for that matter) sex.
I voted no, because I loathe candy corn.
I'd much rather perform cunnilingus. ;)
I'm confused. But amused.
medic99
06-20-05, 12:11 PM
How is that not a put down? Do people liked being called "whacked"?
because i'm saying it without malice. he can be offended if he wants. i honestly do think his thought processes aren't logical, and that's the politically incorrect way to say it.
and as far as never having sex, that's great for you if that's what you want. i wonder why you'd even be perusing threads that have anything to do with sex?
medic99
06-20-05, 12:13 PM
I voted no, because I loathe candy corn.
I'd much rather perform cunnilingus. ;)
go coop!
Pasta>Cruelty
06-20-05, 12:14 PM
and as far as never having sex, that's great for you if that's what you want. i wonder why you'd even be perusing threads that have anything to do with sex?
I peruse many threads and reply to many as well. I don't want to limit my posting to certain threads, so I try to expand my scope by posting in threads in which I would not be naturally inclined to post.
Dirty Martini
06-20-05, 12:16 PM
mmmm... candy cornnilingus.... :drool:
I voted yes. I'm not sure why, though.
I guess my only concern is that sugar can lead to yeast infections when...umm...applied topically, you might say.
remilard
06-20-05, 02:24 PM
Ok, I won't ask about the link between candy corn and oral sex. I will ask whether your university's human subjects committee knows that you may or may not be performing psychological experiments in surrealism here?
I don't understand this, but if ebola thinks it is funny then I might as well not even bother trying to understand it.
remilard
06-20-05, 02:28 PM
he can be offended if he wants. i honestly do think his thought processes aren't logical
I am not offended. In favor of my logical processes I will offer that, assuming I can stumble through group theory and field theory next year and complete a couple other requirements for my schools BS degree, I am soon to graduate with an undergraduate degree in mathematics which would suggest that my logical processes are at least better than average.
If you said I lacked social skills, well then you would have something.
Similarly, if I said you had the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy, well then I would have something.
Pasta>Cruelty
06-20-05, 02:33 PM
I thought the plural of candy corn was candy corn...
remilard
06-20-05, 02:37 PM
I thought the plural of candy corn was candy corn...
CANDY CORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOW I HAVE TO TYPE A LOWERCASE LETTER m BECAUSE THE BOARD SOFTWARE WON'T LET ME POST IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
The Rev
06-20-05, 02:42 PM
Candy corn nauseates me.
I love vaginas tho, so it's a push.
:hump:
The Rev
medic99
06-20-05, 02:54 PM
i could eat candy corn once a year. it would seem risky to upset the vagina's delicate chemistry with sugar. hmmm.
can they be sugar free candy corns?
catgirl67
06-20-05, 03:03 PM
i could eat candy corn once a year. it would seem risky to upset the vagina's delicate chemistry with sugar. hmmm.
can they be sugar free candy corns?
Any food, sugar free or not, can upset the vagina's chemistry. Keep the food at the table thank you!
Christy
06-20-05, 11:14 PM
I voted yes but...did you mean to give or receive? I choose the latter.
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