Slut For Power XVI: Sam's Slammin' Slut Thread!

[lizzzard]

it was soooo hott in that school today!

i don't think i ever stopped sweating not once. they're finally letting us wear tank tops to school because they realize how hott it really is!

[katt]

listening to the arcade fire slut

[lizzzard]

Good news! I think I passed my exam today!
I knew all the answers! Thats because I studied my butt off!

[katt]

...and thinking about actually having something other than junk food to eat...

[Amy SF]

Good heavens! I couldn't get access to the Internet for a while and not much has been added to this thread? Gah.

eating soup for lunch slut

[katt]

just 20 or so more days till i can legally blow up stuff with fireworks... o can't wait!

[lizzzard]

Working my back to slut queen!

Whoaaaa I just now realized how tan I am. This is the tannest I have ever been! Especially this early in the season!

[katt]

*i mean i

[lizzzard]

Good heavens! I couldn't get access to the Internet for a while and not much has been added to this thread? Gah.

eating soup for lunch slut

It kills me when I can't get access to the internet. It kills me inside!

[katt]

damn 60 second rule. damn you!

[girl2beaver]

Error, no keyboard — press F1 to continue.
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[lizzzard]

i have bad news

[katt]

a little bit of me dies every time the internet goes down... but, I've also been using the internet since I was about three, so.... its kinda expected, right?

[Amy SF]

Dumb question of the day:

Why do we call it eating soup when there's lot of liquid in it and we "eat it" with a spoon? (And dribbling down one's front, gah). :dizzy:

[lizzzard]

the sixty second rule is all that is keeping me from gaining back my position as top slutter.

[Hummusisyummus]

I like it too. I didn't mean "stupid" as in it's a bad movie I just meant it's just really silly and weird.
:lol: It's British. What else were you expecting?

You've got red on you!

[katt]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:
yup. I <3 when computers act like morons... it means I can laugh at them, then laugh at the even stupider programmer that programmed it like that..

[girl2beaver]

Dumb question of the day:

Why do we call it eating soup when there's lot of liquid in it and we "eat it" with a spoon? (And dribbling down one's front, gah). :dizzy:
From now on, I shall refer to the act of soup consumption as "gargling soup." That's good and appetizing...

[Amy SF]

i have bad news

Well? What is the bad news before I die? :mad:

[lizzzard]

my friend is the phone with me. shes in trouble and i can't say why. shes crying and i don't know what to say

[katt]

Dumb question of the day:

Why do we call it eating soup when there's lot of liquid in it and we "eat it" with a spoon? (And dribbling down one's front, gah). :dizzy:
it's a conspiracy, I swear to you! a conspiracy! they want to confuse us with that, and then, they can confuse us into thinking other things! can you not see that?

[Amy SF]

From now on, I shall refer to the act of soup consumption as "gargling soup." That's good and appetizing...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

[girl2beaver]

the sixty second rule is all that is keeping me from gaining back my position as top slutter.
Sorry her lot, who sluts too well
Heavy the mouse, that clicks but vainly
Sad are the posts that move the spell
Uttered by keys, that click but vainly

[katt]

i wanna gargle some soup! except there's no vegetarian soup in the house! aah! not fair! i wanna gargle soup!

[girl2beaver]

it's a conspiracy, I swear to you! a conspiracy! they want to confuse us with that, and then, they can confuse us into thinking other things! can you not see that?
Oh, now you're trying to say they drowned Kennedy in a bowl of soup??????